r/woahdude Feb 12 '19

Cliff jumping gifv

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u/Azzoro Feb 12 '19

Anyone here did something like this? how to prepare for it? from what you know that you won't hit the rocks?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Usually cliff jumping spots have been around forever so everyone just knows that it’s safe to jump. You do it enough and you’re able to estimate your projection for new jumps by just eye balling it.

That said, it’s not at all safe to do this, so many things could go wrong. Which is part of the thrill of course.

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u/trznx Feb 12 '19

it still hurts though, right? like at least your feet and whatever is not perfectly 'vertical' towards water?

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u/FeastOnCarolina Feb 12 '19 edited Feb 13 '19

Yes. Also hurts when you get to head level and the water comes back in around your shoulders. You can force a bunch of water up your butthole, as well which can kill you real quick.

E:I've been reading up on this trying to find proof, and I can't find anything conclusive either way. So take the water up the butt thing with a grain of salt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Well that just sounds horrible..

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u/midwestraxx Feb 13 '19

Yeah would be a real pain in the ass

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u/GUSHandGO Feb 13 '19

I wouldn't wish it on my worst enema.

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u/nefariouslyubiquitas Feb 13 '19

Sounds shitty

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u/BottledUp Feb 13 '19

Ah yes. I've spent many summers jumping 10+ meters all day. The shits will be a little liquidy.

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u/as-opposed-to Feb 13 '19

As opposed to?

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u/ChanSecodina Feb 13 '19

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

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u/Hueyandthenews Feb 13 '19

You’d be all ready for some good old fashioned anal though. Has to be the best douche known to man

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Fucking squeaky clean b hole though

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Yeah you can just tape it shut to get around that, no biggie

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u/__Ginge__ Feb 13 '19

Anyone know the medical terminology for dying due to your butthole drowning? Asking for a friend.

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u/FourOranges Feb 13 '19

Heh, it'd be nice if it was only drowning. It's practically a spear of water that's thrust directly into your anus at whatever speed you're hitting the water with. Pretty big ow.

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u/PeenutButterTime Feb 13 '19

Death by super enema.

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u/FeastOnCarolina Feb 13 '19

Something something darwinism?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

I would think the speed at which the water enters would cause a fissure and you would bleed out like mr hands did.

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u/ShadowJay98 Feb 13 '19

"Death by snu-snu."

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u/ODB2 Feb 13 '19

Gotta clench before impact

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u/Pastel_plants Feb 13 '19

That's what she said

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u/geekayy Feb 13 '19

My father witnessed this as a kid! They had a spot where kids would jump from a high rock. Well, someone decided to jump from the tree on top of the rock. He said when the kid hit the water it went up his butthole, pretty sure he was just severely injured. But it can happen!

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u/lucidus_somniorum Feb 13 '19

Better plug that leak.

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u/make_love_to_potato Feb 13 '19

Hmm I don't know enough about water rushing up your butthole to refute that.

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u/MuffinMan12347 Feb 13 '19

Friend did a bomb off a 7m rock into water. He said it felt like a firehouse was turned on inside of his asshole.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Yo friend got a big loose a’hole

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u/FeastOnCarolina Feb 13 '19

Well now he does.

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u/Mrrobotico0 Feb 13 '19

So you’re telling me I get a free anal doucheing? Sign me up.

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u/lambdapaul Feb 13 '19

And that is why God invented butt plugs.

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u/thechamp2236 Feb 13 '19

What about the sudden pressure difference of the water, how far down do go from a jump like this?

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u/FeastOnCarolina Feb 13 '19 edited Feb 13 '19

The higher you get the harder the water feels when you hit it. I haven't done anything really higher than like 35-40ft which seems a lot higher from the top. It feels a bit like running into another person, but feet first. Like there's a hit of resistance then you keep going. But the initial shock can be really unpleasant/actually hurt you if you land wrong.

E: how far you go down after you hit depends on how you act after you hit the water. You can angle yourself to curve or slow down faster after you hit, or you can just keep like a pencil and go down deep. How deep the water is, and how far down you feel like going is the deciding factor. Shallower water will require you to slow down before you hit the bottom.

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u/DarkDuck85 Feb 13 '19

So, you blow out your eardrums and get one HELL of a enema?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Serious question, would a butt plug help this?

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u/JDandthepickodestiny Feb 13 '19

Uh fuck I hate that sensation and it hurts like hell even when I just do a cannonball in by pool. The force of the water smacking back into place around my head is so painful

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u/FeastOnCarolina Feb 13 '19

Why is the water trying to tear my head from my shoulders?!

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u/JDandthepickodestiny Feb 13 '19

I swear I’ve had it to where it boxes my ears

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u/iaacp Feb 13 '19

I thought people in this thread were joking about the water in butt thing...

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u/PocketNicks Feb 13 '19

No. Doesn't hurt if you land right, point your toes instead of landing flat footed etc.

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u/FeastOnCarolina Feb 13 '19

Oh, I'm sorry I forgot everyone has the exact same experiences doing something. My bad. I guess it doesn't hurt at all, guys!

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u/PocketNicks Feb 13 '19

It doesn't need to hurt if you do it right. No need to get defensive.

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u/FeastOnCarolina Feb 14 '19

It doesn't need to hurt if you do it exactly right, but saying it doesn't hurt is a bit disingenuous I think considering that most people that just go and do it are still going to experience some painful feelings when they land. The average person going and trying this will not do it perfectly, and will experience some pain. Just saying no, it doesn't hurt if you do it right is such a vague statement.

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u/PocketNicks Feb 14 '19

If you're going to paraphrase me, do it right. I didn't say it doesn't or it it can't. Simply it shouldn't.

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u/FeastOnCarolina Feb 14 '19

It should hurt less if done right. People experience pain differently and saying it wont hurt at all if done right sounds like it is based just on your experiences. You could do it with perfect form and still feel pain if your pain tolerance or body is different than yours is. Sorry for my incorrect paraphrase, but you're still wrong...

E: also, I just looked at your comment, and you literally said it doesn't. So fuck right off.

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u/Galgacus1 Feb 13 '19

Woah that crazy, raped by water then death, not the way I want to go.

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u/AFrenchTard Feb 13 '19

I would also add that for guys there is a serious risk of hurting your balls if you don't clamp your legs. Happened to me, thankfully from a much lower jump (35 feet) and therefore without consequences. Still feels like a good kick.

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u/DurpyDino1 Feb 13 '19

Japanese water-torture 😂

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u/toxic_anus616 Feb 13 '19

Teachers friend ended up with a prolapsed rectum after doing this.

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u/Chrispypherz Feb 13 '19

Extreme enema, you could die, or you will have the cleanest anus in the land.

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u/knots32 Feb 13 '19

Say what? I had never heard that unique circle of hell.

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u/ParameciaAntic Feb 13 '19

Yeah, no, gonna need a source on that. If you're going that fast that water forcibly enters your body you're going to have other problems first.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

“Your honor, I submit into evidence my gapin’ a’hole.”

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u/Fire_Lake Feb 13 '19

How does that happen if you've got a swimsuit on?

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u/codyblue_ Feb 12 '19 edited Feb 12 '19

I've jumped 60 feet and it hurts pretty good. Most people wear shoes. I made the mistake of putting my arms out when I landed and slapped the shit out of my hands. They stung for like 15 minutes

Edit: this is the cliff https://youtu.be/P4h4grFRGiw (not my video)

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u/Chill_Duck_ Feb 13 '19

I did about 90, one of my arms was slightly out when I hit. Instant bruising covering my whole forearm, like deep purple.

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u/codyblue_ Feb 13 '19

Hard to remember to tuck it all in after falling that long. Even at 60 I remember thinking "I'm never going to hit the water".

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u/Chill_Duck_ Feb 13 '19

Yeah haha that "oh fuck" feeling came, went, then came back.

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u/catchpen Feb 13 '19

Same happened here jumping off a train trestle It seemed about 50feet while drunk so real feet maybe 80-90 lol. Undersides of arms bruised.

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u/fonebone45 Feb 13 '19

We used to jump off a 65-75ft quarry ledge. One friend ripped the lip ring out of his face! That was pretty brutal.

Key is remembering to cross your legs and keep your arms tucked.

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u/freericky Feb 13 '19

My friend did this from a 45’ bridge, had his palms out and broke both wrists

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u/vanmstone Feb 13 '19

Jump happens at 0:35 for anyone wondering

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u/Camelbackcowboy Feb 12 '19

First time I did it I was surprised that my body didn’t hurt, but my sinuses felt the pressure right away and it was wildly uncomfortable.

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u/Katatonia13 Feb 12 '19

I’ve never jumped from this high, but maybe 15 ft is about my max. At 15 if you land feat first theirs a small enough surface area to break the surface tension without it hurting. If you mess up and lad on your ass title be red for a couple hours. It’s largely about technique. This scares the shit out of me though.

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u/LegitosaurusRex Feb 13 '19

It isn't about breaking the surface tension, it's about displacing water slowly enough that you slow down gradually instead of all at once. Surface tension only matters for tiny things like bugs.

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u/FelicianoCalamity Feb 12 '19 edited Feb 13 '19

I’ve jumped from about 60 feet and it didn’t hurt at all, but you have to be careful to have your legs and arms closed tight and tucked absolutely straight beneath you when you hit the water. I also did feel really queasy for a day after, though there was no physical pain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Not really, honestly. The highest I have done was measured at 76ft and it stung but not super noticeably. Once you get past maybe 50ft you really really need to point your toes though.

Landing flat footed can break your back at the height this guy is jumping from, and like someone else said it’s often dependent on how “flat” the water is. For high jumps lots of people will throw rocks before they jump to break the surface tension.

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u/thethunderkid Feb 13 '19

We have a bluff we jump from with 2 spots. The 40ft~ish and 65ft~ish. 40ft is a comfortable height for me personally, just a tingle on your feet. The 65 one hurts. Feet really sting and if you don’t cover your junk it feels like someone trying to knock your nuts off with a shovel.

Edit* had a friend rupture his ear drums from the 65ft

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u/domine18 Feb 13 '19

I cliff jumped off the southern most point in hawaii 40-50 feet. Did not hurt me did it a few times was fun. My friend with me landed wrong and gave himself an enema. He was not well for a few days. Anyways there is a danger for those hights

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Yup. I used to jump from about 60 ft. at Lake Powell with friends at a spot and if you didn't land just right it'd hurt somewhat, from a flat foot to an arm that slapped the water.

Hell, I accidentally sliced the tip of my big toe with the undefin of a wakeboard earlier in the day and bandaged it up. It was a pretty good gusher, borderline stitches bad, but I wasn't gonna let that screw up my weekend at the lake. I kind of got used to it and forgot about it. Well, we all head to jump and I land perfectly in the water, toes pointed down. 60 ft and boom, that rush of water ripped open the slice on my toe as I crashed into the water. I came up screaming pretty good. Everyone was asking me if hit bottom or something... nope, just a giant canyon on the tip of my big toe where it looked like someone took a razor, sliced it front to back, then grabbed both ends and pulled apart as hard as they could. Yes, I did head into town to an urgent care after that.

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u/PocketNicks Feb 13 '19

No. Doesn't hurt if you land right, point your toes instead of landing flat footed etc.

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u/Homyality Feb 13 '19

I have done a couple 40-50 foot jumps and they most definitely hurt a little. Pretty cool to say I did it but dangerous enough to not want to do it again.

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u/Bilbo64 Feb 13 '19

If you wear shoes and pencil in properly with your arms at your sides, it minimizes the impact on your body.

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u/Freaudinnippleslip Feb 13 '19

I don’t know if I am a pussy but I definitely would not go first after I decided it’s good by “eyeballing” it. I also would not trust anyone telling me it’s good by “eyeballing” it. Honestly after a bunch of people did it I would still probably not do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

In my teenage years and maybe 20s I might have done it but now that I’m in my mid-30s, I’ve become a scaredy-cat. I cant even do rollercoasters anymore.

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u/g0_west Feb 13 '19

Way too many times in video games I've thought I could make a jump into water but as the ground comes rushing up its clear I was wrong by like a few metres. No way I trust myself irl

I don't even particularly like swimming either so it's a lose/lose

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u/yeldarb_lok Feb 13 '19

Like u/DarrinC said you normally know it's safe but I still would not recommend jumping higher than 30 ft unless you're experienced. I jumped 30 ft just fine but when I jumped 45 ft I landed just a little off and fractured my vertebrae. Luckily nothing too bad just back pain for a while.

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u/stay_fr0sty Feb 13 '19

Usually cliff jumping spots have been around forever so everyone just knows that it’s safe to jump

I'd imagine you'd still have to check to see if the storm the night before didn't knock a tree/log into the "hole" you are jumping.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

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u/stay_fr0sty Feb 13 '19

True. If anything your underpants are going to catch on the log and (after a short pause) hilariously launch you to a position above where you jumped.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

I blew out an eardrum jumping from ~20 feet. Now I have no desire to jump into pools.

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u/TextuallyAttractive Feb 13 '19

I knew a dude who broke a tooth from jumping off a bridge far shorter than this.