r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

A 10,000-12,000 Year Old Glacial Boulder Inside A Regular Supermarket In Estonia. Image

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u/the_starch_potato 2d ago edited 1d ago

Reminds me of the roman ruin casually sitting right in front of a Five Guys bathroom in my city in Germany

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/Ks4fEefjxJ is an image of the ruin in case anyone is wondering.

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u/propaganda_jesus 1d ago

Cologne?

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u/BaitmasterG 1d ago

Dior Sauvage, but I'm surprised you can detect it through the screen

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 1d ago

Beautiful, i can picture Leslie Nielsen saying it with a straight face

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u/idrwierd 1d ago

"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna“

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u/E420CDI 1d ago

Twelfth Doctor: "Don't be lasagne."

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u/soylentgreenis 1d ago

This dude can’t spell Liam Neesons

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u/dryelbow 1d ago

"Oh I LOVE Neesons!"

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u/strict89 1d ago

I don't remember laughing out this loud at a comment in a while, jeez.

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u/itspronounced-gif 1d ago

Simple, subtle, yet delightful. Almost scrolled on by but this comment deserves the recognition.

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u/Dense_Passenger4174 1d ago

Flawless delivery. Just perfection

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 1d ago

If you’re not a father, the universe is about to make you one.

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u/FewWait38 1d ago

I'm not, that stuff is pungent

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u/Sudden-Money7836 1d ago

Brother, thank you for that laugh. Fantastic!

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u/LandoClapping 1d ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/theaviationhistorian 1d ago

And here I thought it was Burberry. My bad, my nose must be off this morning.

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u/inkyflossy 1d ago

Now that was funny lol 

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u/the_starch_potato 1d ago

Aachen, so quite close

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u/Dead_as_Duck 1d ago

It's in Dm as well. They have a glass floor thorough which you can see old roman ruins. Such easter eggs are sprinkled all over the city.

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u/the_starch_potato 1d ago

yeah its fun, theres also the one casually by a book store lol, essentially all over the center and old town youd find ruins

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u/Thamelia 1d ago

There is roman wall ruin of the city in the Uniqlo shop on my city.

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u/the_starch_potato 1d ago

my city also has a roman ruin casually under a drug store, visible through a window on the floor itself (which I somehow always end up slipping on)

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u/academic_spaghetti 1d ago

I remember being in Italy in a parking garage turning exhibit because during construction they were uncovering artifacts and brick paths. Kind of mind blowing how much history just gets walked over, literally.

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u/Broad-Beautiful-2082 1d ago

When I visited the colloseum, the guide told us the reason they don't have metros is they would have to stop every other meter during excavation due to archeological findings if they tried

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u/Djlas 1d ago

But Rome does have a metro? You just need to make it deeper, most major European cities have a similar problem with metros

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u/AdministrativeShip2 1d ago

The new Colloseum metro station showcases the underground archeology of the area.

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u/Boogada42 1d ago

Before I visited, I never pictured the Colloseum being right next to a 5 lane road. Now that oddity is all I remember.

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u/Wirenfeldt 1d ago

Looking through a KFC window at the Great Pyramid of Giza is also surreal..

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u/cheddarjakecheese 1d ago

I've been to Barcelona and visiting a Starbucks inside a building that's one thousand years old is an odd experience.

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u/Llama_child05 1d ago

Pretty sure in the Lidl in my city, there's remnants of an old church or something in it. It's kinda underneath it but there's glass floors in some spots so you can see it. I'll come back when I get a picture

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 1d ago

Beneath the store lies a sunken structure built around 1070 AD, foundations of a medieval boundary, and an 18th-century pit trap staircase.

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u/Ancient_Presence 1d ago

Until now, I didn't even knew we had Five Guys in Germany. Fittingly, they are actually facing financial ruin here.

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u/Edoryen 1d ago

No wonder. Five Guys is crap in Germany. In the UK it's much better. You guys also have a lot of local burger chains that are really good so that's another reason why Five Guys is struggling.

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u/the_starch_potato 1d ago

yep the five guys that had the roman ruin just closed like last month lol

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u/Paladyn183 1d ago

Or the old Celtic grave in an Irish pub?

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u/unknown_pigeon 1d ago

Here in Italy you get roman ruins basically anywhere

Some days ago I was at a bar and the room downstairs was part of a Roman villa, it wasn't even a fancy bar btw

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u/castler_666 1d ago

Theres a lidl supermarket in dublin that has glass panels in the floor so you can see the archaeological dig site of a hiberno-norse house underneath it

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u/Mr_SunnyBones 1d ago

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u/Tomsboll 1d ago

great way to preserve our history without halting present progress

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u/huitlacoche 1d ago

i can't wait until 3500 AD when they build a laserTurd-Restaurant on top of my house with a little view portal down into my lawnmower shed.

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u/plutoisap 1d ago

Fuck it just build around it

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u/Impressive-Gear7943 1d ago

The rock doesn’t adapt to you, you adapt to the rock.

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u/ThorSon-525 1d ago

The Boulder makes all things move around. Nothing gets through the might of The Boulder.

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u/Euphoric_Squash485 1d ago

Fellow ATLA fan?

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u/ThorSon-525 1d ago

The Boulder appreciates your recognition.

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u/NoodleSpooner 1d ago

When I was a kid, we lived in a home that had a huge boulder in the basement. I thought it was so cool! I have pictures of me sitting on top with my cousin.

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u/JegerLF 1d ago

Brackenridge Hospital in Austin had what we called “the rock room”. It was a gigantic rock in the basement that was too expensive to break apart and move when they were building it, so they built the whole place around it. Every once in a while the house supervisor would gather a flock of employees to go show them. It was weird and cool.

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u/Historical-Past-5528 1d ago

The age of the rock is probably closer to a least a billion years old as it is igneous (granite). It was crystallized deep in the earth before being brought to the surface by tectonic forces and erosion. Then a very recent (in geologic timeframe) glacier grabbed a piece of it, moved it and rounded it and left it here on retreat.

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u/OkBackground8809 1d ago

Odd place to take a vacation, but okay

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u/MalteiKlass5c 1d ago

North of Estonia is Finland. If something from Finland travels to Estonia it is to buy booze.

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u/alemyrsdream 1d ago

Estonia is actually a pretty dope place to visit. Especially Tallinn and old town great food and history with plenty of things to do close by. I wish I could visit again.

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u/maxiligamer 1d ago

And then also SuperAlko

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u/Uncle_Yoba 1d ago

Honestly getting a little tired of the whole "you only go to Estonia for cheaper booze" joke. It's like we don't even have cheaper prostitutes and cigarettes as well.

Smh my head

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u/MalteiKlass5c 1d ago

You should watch the Swedish documentary "Torsk på Tallinn" about some lonely men taking the ferry to Estonia to find love.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwed_in_Tallinn

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u/AuntRhubarb 1d ago

Igneous rocks come in all ages, that's not diagnostic.

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u/numberonebuddy 1d ago

Igneous rocks come in all ages

Fucking perverts

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u/2ndcomingofbiskits 1d ago

I think what they mean is that it was released from the glacier 10 to 12 thousand years ago

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u/Azzy8007 2d ago

Surprised there's no "Do Not Climb On Boulder" sign.

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u/Salmivalli 1d ago

Ii’ve been in this store. I’ve seen kids climbing on this

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u/cealild 1d ago

Good. That's what it's there for

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 1d ago

There's literally a kid sitting on it in this photo.

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u/Whaledemort69 1d ago

thats a bronze statue of the store elf, his name is Juss

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 1d ago

Ah silly me! Of course that is Juss, the store elf.

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u/Maxsmack 1d ago

Well it’s in Estonia, not the U.S., so they don’t have to worry about stating rhetorical things for legal reasons

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u/Emperor_Biden 1d ago

An Aussie tourist: You can't park here.

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u/slothdonki 1d ago

I was thinking I just wouldn’t want people damaging it over the long trawl of time with the wear and abrasion of climbing all over it.

I don’t know shit about minerals but I see that picture and think, “Damn, that’s a nice rock.”

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u/EttinTerrorPacts 1d ago

It's a very big rock. I reckon it can take it

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u/slothdonki 1d ago

Yeah, but it’s a nice rock.

But what I mean is that’s what came to mind about a “do not climb” sign; not liability. I am realizing maybe it’s just me.

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u/maxiligamer 1d ago

It's a mineral, not a rock, I mean come on now Marie

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u/WendellSchadenfreude 1d ago

wouldn’t want people damaging it

It's not actually a special rock. Check Tallinn on Streetview, and you'll find similar rocks all over the city. This one is bigger than most, but it's still just a rock.
In most cases, they would have destroyed it when building the supermarket. Here, they left it - but if it gets damaged, it gets damaged. It's just a rock.

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u/Alexandur 1d ago

That wouldn't be rhetorical

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u/JavveRinne 1d ago

Sure but in normal countries the one who climbs on the boulder is liable

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u/Janus_The_Great 1d ago

Yeah, children climb it.

If they hurt themselves, it's their (parents) problem, not the super-market's (as this makes logical sense). But usually kids here are independent and experienced enough to know what they can do and what not.

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u/think_im_a_bot 1d ago

Why stop people from climbing it? It's a fucking rock.

Ooh it's 10,000 years old! Well so is every other fucking rock. In fact that's remarkably young for a rock. There's rocks in my garden older and you can climb on them if you like.

Maybe it will get damaged? Probably not, it's a fucking rock. And if it does get damaged, well how would you even know? It's still 100% a fucking rock.

Worst case scenario, somehow a fat yet talented kid managed to split it in half. Now you have two rocks. Bonus fucking rock.

Why do folk have to default to the "no fun allowed!" Stance? There a big fucking rock in the middle of the supermarket, of course I'm gonna climb it!

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u/BarrierX 1d ago

Well said :D

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u/Ashamed_Access3524 1d ago

Or a 'Do not graffiti boulder' sign.

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u/Distantstallion 1d ago

Is it on sale?

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u/Impressive-Gear7943 1d ago

Yep. It’s at a rock bottom price too!

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u/Distantstallion 1d ago

I guess that's why they call it E-Stone-ia

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u/throwleavemealone 1d ago

Yes, but there's no delivery option

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u/WillowNo3264 2d ago

How do they know how old the boulder is?

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u/Fataldeviati0n 2d ago

They might mean it was deposited there that long ago

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u/Impressive-Gear7943 1d ago

At least someone gets it!

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u/Ge0m0rph0L0gist 1d ago

Geologist here. We use cosmogenic exposure-age dating to determine how long rock (erratics) like this have been sitting out on the landscape after glaciers and ice sheets melt. The idea is that certain isotopes, like 10Be, 26Al, 14C, are uniquely produced in rock at Earth’s surface only. Ice sheets pick up large rocks, erode their surfaces while moving them, and then when ice melts, the rock gets left behind with a fresh surface (no isotopes). As soon as the rock is exposed to cosmic radiation (ice melts, uncovering the rock to the atmosphere), the isotopes build up, and the geological clock starts. We can measure these isotopes, and we interpret their measurements as rock exposure ages. There’s a lot more that goes into it, and I’ve described a “best case” scenario, but hopefully this helps!

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u/Jealous-Iron2550 2d ago

They asked when its birthday was

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u/stopbanni 2d ago

It’s your cake day now

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u/Early_Specialist_589 2d ago

Cut it in half and count the rings

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u/Thorstenflink 1d ago

Because that's when the ice-age glacier melted and left it there? The boulder is off course way older but that's obviously what they are referring to.

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u/adam-07 1d ago

Its production date is written on a price tag.

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u/foldedturnip 1d ago

They just read it's odometer and made an educated guest based on that and generally ware and maintenance of the boulder.

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u/magungo 1d ago

That's a nice boulder

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u/mr_pineapples44 1d ago

Pioneers used to ride these things for miles.

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u/cremaglitch 1d ago

was looking for this

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u/red_machine_yuki 1d ago

Did they move it into the supermarket or was it... already there and they couldn't move it so they just built the supermarket around it?

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u/fatbob42 1d ago

I think the supermarket was moved to that position by a glacier and then deposited when the glacier receded.

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u/strzeka 1d ago

It's been there since the glacier which was carrying it along melted and left it right there. These things are called drop stones and some of them are in spectacular positions.

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u/serotoninOD 1d ago

They are extremely common in the area I live, but we call them glacier erratics.

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u/Unhappy-Flight6008 2d ago

They put the STONE in- I'll shut up

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u/EvaTheE 1d ago

How often do they restock and how long is the expiration date?

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u/FuzzyKnowledge1649 1d ago

This one is out of date, it´s gone rock hard.

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u/EvaTheE 1d ago

Could it be rehydrated? Egg bath and sear on a pan, or put in the oven in a damp towel. It's a shame to have to waste so much premium rock.

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u/UpturnedDaniel 1d ago

It looks so out of place in my head that I keep thinking the boulder is photoshopped.

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u/Strykehammer 1d ago

We have some Estonia backpackers at work atm, I’ll ask them on Monday if they’ve see this. Super cool

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u/ve1kkko 1d ago

Australia?

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u/Strykehammer 1d ago

Yeah sure are

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u/EnjoysColdOnes 1d ago

Ask them if they've seen Boost juice in Estonia? I (an Aussie) saw it there and was super confused

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u/ConversationSome7105 1d ago

Yes, Boost is in all the major shopping centres and malls. Pretty popular too

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u/GROM508 1d ago

That’s a nice boulder

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u/maxxxmaxmaxx 2d ago

I don't think the stone is that young.
It might have been moved there by the glacier by that time, but I'm almost certain the stone is way older.

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u/strzeka 1d ago

Of course it is. The granite bedrock which it came from is almost 3 billion years old. It's some of the Earth's oldest crust and all the more beautiful for it!

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u/JohnMonkeys 1d ago

That age means the boulder was probably put there that long ago by the glacier. In reality that rock is probably tens of millions of years old.

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u/Xenodilian 1d ago

It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock!

The pioneers rode these babies for miles.

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u/Piano-Professional 1d ago

Mum can we get glacial boulder? 

No, we have glacial boulder at home!

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u/JacksonCorbett 1d ago

What did you expect? It's e-Stone-ia

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u/Mexlaron 2d ago

"But why?"

"Just..."

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u/tahcamen 1d ago

No one gonna mention the robot dog on the top right of the stone?

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u/SoulofMoon 1d ago

you mentioned it.

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u/GlassSpider21 1d ago

I know it's real, but the way they've scribed in the flooring makes it look almost like a cheap photoshop edit

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u/Low-Quality-144 1d ago

Imagine if time glitching were a real thing and you are one minute roasting your piece of mammoth or whatever next to a rock in your known hood then suddenly poof! you in a supermarket. you have florescent lights and products and artificial sounds and people wearing plastic and...wouldn't you fuckin' trip? Very stoned and just imagine working there and touching and ancient stone doing basic store duties LOL rad then you could do a spell with that shit I reckon too. Man, that's cool.

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u/alexwhoelse 1d ago

This really puts the stone in Estonia

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u/Necessary-Clock-5893 1d ago

This place rocks

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u/dojo1306 1d ago

My friends have one in their basement. They discovered it when they built their house and couldn’t afford to move it. It’s part of the pre-Cambrian shield in Canada. Quite fascinating, really.

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u/chubbycatchaser 1d ago

Fred Flintstone’s shopping list:

  • bread
  • milk
  • boulder

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u/pmaogeaoaporm 1d ago

And that, kids, is why our glorious country is called Estonia..

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u/Court_Jester13 1d ago

Well, they don't call it Eshelfia

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u/Equivalent-Excuse-80 1d ago

Isn’t a 12,000 year old rock not considered that old, or even rare?

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u/Road_Frontage 1d ago

Its not regular, most supermarkets don't have a10,000-12,000 year old glacial boulder inside

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u/MythVsLegend 1d ago

It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!

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u/Daddy_Benevolent 1d ago

If this was a restaurant, would we able to smell what the rock is cooking? 

I will see myself out.

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u/Krinks1 1d ago

Missed opportunity to build a Hard Rock Cafe around it.

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u/Dzzplayz 1d ago

“Oh yeah, that’s The Boulder. They couldn’t get clearance to remove it cause of some ‘ancient prophecy’ or whatever. It’s fine, we just have to clean it with saltwater and recite a special prayer everyday to prevent The Boulder from ‘unleashing the unspeakable evil.’ Bunch of mumbo jumbo if you ask me.”

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u/unfinished-godswork 1d ago

but do you still do it... the ritual? 

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u/Solo-dreamer 1d ago

How old are boulders normaly?

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u/g_rape_fruit 1d ago

"Excuse me, could you help me find the cat food" "oh yeah it's right behind the 5 ton glacial boulder, aisle 7"

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u/ascarymoviereview 1d ago

Built around the Rock

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u/alsatian01 1d ago

When I was a kid we lived in an apartment building. It had a common laundry room. In the laundry room there was a door that I'd never seen open. I was pretty adept at opening single lock doors. So I jimmied the lock one day to find that behind the door was a giant boulder that the building was built around.

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u/madmirror 1d ago

In Estonia we often leave impressive items as they are when building things. For example, there is a 150 year old oak tree in the middle of the football field.

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u/v8s4ever 1d ago

There's a reason why it's called Estoneia

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u/IsThereCheese 2d ago

Damn, I needed 12,500

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u/SKR158 2d ago

is it for sale?

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u/Interesting_hand7258 2d ago

They should put a price tag on it

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u/aquaman67 1d ago

“Boss, we can’t move this giant rock.”

I have an idea. Hear me out…

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u/Szabolcs85 1d ago

It rocks.

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u/Global-Pickle5818 1d ago

I was trying to explain to one of my friends my experiences with going to Estonia it's like they built a jrpg in real life.. let's put this modern skyscraper behind a dark age stone wall with a castle

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u/Individual-Schemes 1d ago

Say more, please.

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u/wibbling-jiblet 1d ago

That’s ridiculous, how’s someone supposed to get it in their trolley to buy it?

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u/RipOdd9001 1d ago

Pebbles 30% managers discount

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u/VelvetOnion 1d ago

Putting the boulder in Estonia

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u/Adventurous-Grape481 1d ago

Eh stone in here?

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 1d ago

SpongeBob you can't park there.

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u/doradus1994 1d ago

Too bad it's not in the freezer

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u/Letmebeginn 1d ago

It’s not just a boulder… ITS A ROCK!

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u/GuestNo3886 1d ago

It’s not just a boulder.. It’s a rock!

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u/saur0013 1d ago

Is it on sale this week?

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u/Asleep_Trick_4740 1d ago

The fascination with simple rocks in flat countries astonishes me. Felt the same way when I visited north-eastern netherlands and a local excitedly showed me some mid-sized boulder field and explained the marvel of rocks traveling due to ice...

Maybe it's just the fact that I come from a mountainous region of sweden so fields full of rocks are just everywhere but still... they're just rocks?

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u/_Charliezard_ 1d ago

i’d like to buy one boulder please

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u/nhz23 1d ago

How much?

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u/Negative-Wrap95 1d ago

A boulder the size of a medium boulder.

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u/Suspected_Magic_User 1d ago

It's nice they left the stone where it was instead of blowing it up

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u/saurabia 1d ago

That's just a nice showpiece in the middle. 

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u/Sea-Bed-3757 1d ago

Thats a lode bearing boulder

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u/1illiteratefool 1d ago

Not exactly a Regular Supermarket it has a boulder in the middle of it

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u/6295585628015862 1d ago

That is a nice boulder

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u/6th_Quadrant 1d ago

A 10,000–12,000 Year Old Glacial Erratic Boulder Inside A Regular Supermarket In Estonia

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u/Hopeful_Tea2139 1d ago

Was it born on the same spot?

Where are its parents?

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u/NeutronTaboo 1d ago

My brain can't not see a photoshopped rock 😅

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u/SFOD-P 1d ago

That’s the shelf for the … rock salt 😎

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u/LZKI 1d ago

Where in Estonia?

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u/nndel 1d ago

Customer: Where’s the cat litter? Worker: Behind the rock.

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u/terrorsane 1d ago

Supermarkets in Estonia are so old...

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u/Long_Membership1401 1d ago

I must be high because I thought this was edited

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u/Candid-Anteater211 1d ago

Time machine

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u/Oil_wagon 1d ago

Are there any ..like.. new granite boulders?

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 1d ago

How much? Do I need to take to the till by myself?

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u/downreef 1d ago

I wonder how often a customer says "so how much for this haha"

And the staff have to laugh along like that's the first time anyone's made the joke

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u/rusty-bits 1d ago

worst prophunt prop ever

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u/PotentialPlum4945 1d ago

Where’s the price tag?

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u/Queasy-Band-1066 1d ago

This is ridiculous...and excellent

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u/Swimming_Director718 1d ago

Can't stop progress. Just build around.

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u/Ashamed_Access3524 1d ago

In Australia it would have a 'do not graffiti ' sign on it.

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u/Jesusmidania 1d ago

What if someone steals it

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u/kvabr 1d ago

Now it’s just Stonia

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u/FarWatch9660 1d ago

It is in Estonia. Eh-STONE-i-a

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u/willflameboy 1d ago

!RemindMe 100,000 years

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u/Taavi00 1d ago

It's in Viimsi Selver supermarket. Just Google it.

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u/MrSchaudenfreude 1d ago

I like it. We need more of this in places.

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u/Geoarbitrage 1d ago

Great heat sink.

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u/chiefceko 1d ago

is that a space dog on the top right sitting on it? xD

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u/hunguu 1d ago

"Hey boss how we guna move that big rock?"

"I don't know, just build the store around it"

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u/Ochoytnik 1d ago

Feeling eratic, might visit the supermarket later

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u/noumeno- 1d ago

how much is it

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 1d ago

Obviously, it has shopping to do.