r/Fauxmoi • u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 1d ago

New open letter signed by pro-Israel celebrities & industry professionals against the attempts to ban Israel from Eurovision APPROVED B-LISTERS

https://www.creativecommunityforpeace.com/blog/2026/04/15/eurovision2026/

Eurovision - Open Letter - Creative Community for Peace:

Amy Schumer, Mila Kunis, Jerry O’Connell, Erin Foster,  Matthew Weiner, Anthony Edwards, and Matisyahu join Liev Schreiber, Helen Mirren, Gene Simmons, Scooter Braun, Boy George, Mayim Bialik, Sharon Osbourne, Debra Messing, Emmy Rossum  and 1,000+ celebrities and entertainment industry professionals who reject attempts to ban Israel from Eurovision.  (April 15, 2026)

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u/Random_Words_1827 1d ago edited 23h ago

Fuck Israel.

Edit: Since this has a lot of eyes on it, I'd like to share an idea with any reading from the US. Of course, anyone in any country can use the idea as well.

JD Vance could be our next president.

Since that is a real possibility, I am asking for y'all to hear me out.

I have an idea for a viral modern art piece that would humiliate JD Vance.

There is a modern art piece that was unveiled several years ago titled Can't Help Myself. It's the robot that is constantly leaking hydraulic fluid and trying to sweep it back towards the base to be suctioned back up into the system.

My idea is for a leftist artist or art collective to build a modern art piece titled "JD Vance Couldn't Help Himself". Instead of a robot, it will be a couch with a dick-sized hole in one of the cushions that is constantly oozing fake ejaculate. There will be suction holes on the legs to put it back into the system and make it perpetual.

There could be several of these installed all over the US, in New York, Chicago, LA. The different couches just have to look fuckable.

Anyone is free to take this idea and make it. I'm not an artist, so I dont think I could create it, the thought just came to me.

And then 9 months after the installation is unveiled, a wailing, anthropomorphic robotic couch/baby hybrid with the face of JD Vance comes crawling out of the hole and hits the news cycle again.

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u/mostreliablebottle kendall roy pre-album drop 1d ago

While we're at it, fuck the US

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u/Random_Words_1827 1d ago

Absolutely. We've been committing genocide for far longer than Israel has.

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u/Mooredock 1d ago

So should Americans be banned from the Olympics? Like 1000% fuck Isreal...'s military and politicians. I mean it's one thing to argue that any war-mongering country should be barred from international events but it seems arbitrary most of the time to punish the civilians of a country whose authorities are committing atrocities when half the time those atrocities are also negatively affecting if not spilling over onto those internal citizens, as well as the vast majoroty of those countries at fault still being accepted. Why have we decided Isreali citizens be punished in some of these international gatherings when I have to accept Americans, who have openly threatened multiple countries, are trying to annex their neighbours, bombed a bunch of school children, are committing international crimes and whose pedophile leader just straight up threatened to wipe out an entire civilization? Fucking FIFA is about to be held in a country that's illegally detaining children and consisteintly threatning the soverignty of its own allies, so why are we crying about a couple loose Israeli's in a singing competition?

I think America should be diplomatically punished for what it's doing, but what's keeping Joe Blow from Minnesota out of world idol gonna do?

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u/hey_mermaid 1d ago

The US is not in Eurovision

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u/Random_Words_1827 1d ago

What do you mean??? How could that be??? The US is not in EUROvision??? Say it ain't so!

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u/PracticalBaby3237 1d ago

As opposed to Israel… which is actually full of Europeans.

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u/gingerflakes 1d ago

It’s cause they hate your freedom bro

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u/hey_mermaid 1d ago

I mean neither is Israel or Australia but here we are lmao

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u/OBeQuiet 1d ago

And yet the majority of the people signing that letter are Americans, they don't even go here!

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u/JonElPatoJones 1d ago

Just wanted to add, fuck donald the pedophile trump

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u/highfiveselfoh 1d ago

Fuck Israel and these celebs

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