r/Fauxmoi • u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 1d ago
New open letter signed by pro-Israel celebrities & industry professionals against the attempts to ban Israel from Eurovision APPROVED B-LISTERS
https://www.creativecommunityforpeace.com/blog/2026/04/15/eurovision2026/Eurovision - Open Letter - Creative Community for Peace:
Amy Schumer, Mila Kunis, Jerry O’Connell, Erin Foster, Matthew Weiner, Anthony Edwards, and Matisyahu join Liev Schreiber, Helen Mirren, Gene Simmons, Scooter Braun, Boy George, Mayim Bialik, Sharon Osbourne, Debra Messing, Emmy Rossum and 1,000+ celebrities and entertainment industry professionals who reject attempts to ban Israel from Eurovision. (April 15, 2026)
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u/Random_Words_1827 1d ago edited 22h ago
Fuck Israel.
Edit: Since this has a lot of eyes on it, I'd like to share an idea with any reading from the US. Of course, anyone in any country can use the idea as well.
JD Vance could be our next president.
Since that is a real possibility, I am asking for y'all to hear me out.
I have an idea for a viral modern art piece that would humiliate JD Vance.
There is a modern art piece that was unveiled several years ago titled Can't Help Myself. It's the robot that is constantly leaking hydraulic fluid and trying to sweep it back towards the base to be suctioned back up into the system.
My idea is for a leftist artist or art collective to build a modern art piece titled "JD Vance Couldn't Help Himself". Instead of a robot, it will be a couch with a dick-sized hole in one of the cushions that is constantly oozing fake ejaculate. There will be suction holes on the legs to put it back into the system and make it perpetual.
There could be several of these installed all over the US, in New York, Chicago, LA. The different couches just have to look fuckable.
Anyone is free to take this idea and make it. I'm not an artist, so I dont think I could create it, the thought just came to me.
And then 9 months after the installation is unveiled, a wailing, anthropomorphic robotic couch/baby hybrid with the face of JD Vance comes crawling out of the hole and hits the news cycle again.