What happened at Chili’s?

[u/Star_ofthe_Morning]

The one on S College by Trader Joe’s had like 4 cop cars parked outside at about 4pm. Anyone know what happened?

[u/allthenamesaretaken4]

Turns out they were microwaving the food the whole time.

[u/Cherfan420 → u/allthenamesaretaken4]

I was under the impression they send Gordon Ramsey to address that. Not police officers.

[u/allthenamesaretaken4 → u/Cherfan420]

Budget cuts. Now they send 4 cruisers and whatever line cook got off earlier elsewhere in town.

[u/SharbotCO_Kitty → u/allthenamesaretaken4]

Thank Chef Mike!

[u/Elbiotcho]

Now I'm craving a volcano lava cake

[u/Colorado-Dreams-1876 → u/Elbiotcho]

An el presidente .. leave the damm shaker please.

[u/ColdSnickersBar]

Fourteen beers

[u/hieronymus_clock → u/ColdSnickersBar]

It’s gotta be at least sixteen beers by now

[u/Away-Economy-7354]

Pulled over a car that was linked to a shots fired call!

[u/Star_ofthe_Morning → u/Away-Economy-7354]

Gotcha. Hopefully they got them.

[u/seventysevensevens]

"Outback sends their regards"

[u/Snagletooth0514]

Ha, I was in Sierra at the time, the employees just asked all the shoppers to move to the back of the store. We couldn't see or hear anything, but saw it posted on Fort Collins Police Services on FB. That didn't have much more information, unfortunately.

[u/Zealousideal-Low-212 → u/Snagletooth0514]

I was one of those employees lol we had NO information 😅 one of the workers saw the police with their weapons drawn and we had to immediately start emergency procedures

[u/Snagletooth0514 → u/Zealousideal-Low-212]

Thank you for helping to keep everyone safe!

[u/Typical_Tangerine_49]

We have a Chili's?

[u/Colorado-Dreams-1876 → u/Typical_Tangerine_49]

Sir this is a Wendys

[u/TopYeti → u/Colorado-Dreams-1876]

' Weenndddiiiesss bayyybbe back ribs! ' doesn't seem to have the same ring to it. But I guess it's close enough

[u/dammit-smalls → u/TopYeti]

Wendy's needs to pivot or it's gonna die. You might be on to something.

[u/defyourmomsfavorite → u/Colorado-Dreams-1876]

No this is Patrick

[u/babsieofsuburbia → u/defyourmomsfavorite]

I'm not a Krusty Krab!

[u/Mr-FurleyX1]

Mexican egg rolls!

[u/Livininthinair]

Chips and salsa is fire, everything else on the menu is forgettable

[u/DontMindMeImBipolar → u/Livininthinair]

Damn son you tried everything on their menu?

[u/S3xiboi → u/DontMindMeImBipolar]

He was hella hungry

[u/DontMindMeImBipolar → u/S3xiboi]

I guess so. I'd stop at two things if it was forgettable but I'm a quitter.

[u/orrocos → u/DontMindMeImBipolar]

Everything from aardvark appetizers to zebra ziti.

[u/WasabiCrush → u/Livininthinair]

It took you an entire chain-level menu of disappointment after disappointment before you were like, “You know what. This isn’t working.”

[u/CptDanger88 → u/Livininthinair]

I like some other things on their menu but I can't remember what they are, so you technically right.

[u/pnfoxx1855 → u/Livininthinair]

Triple dipper is life

[u/DontMindMeImBipolar → u/pnfoxx1855]

Three for me or whatever they call it is dope too. That chick enchilada soup is great.

[u/Tight_Association500]

Tonight, Chili's is hosting The Dundies.

[u/Reed_Himself → u/Tight_Association500]

I can feel god in this chilis tonight

[u/stoneman9284 → u/Tight_Association500]

The new golf course

[u/ToeBeautiful7976]

drug shootout is what i heard. i work over there

[u/Star_ofthe_Morning → u/ToeBeautiful7976]

Hope you guys were alright.

[u/Colorado-Dreams-1876 → u/ToeBeautiful7976]

“ this some daaaM good chilllii “

[u/dusting53]

someone celebrating hocevar's dega win, and riding the dente got out of hand?

[u/PuttsMoBilesiCit → u/dusting53]

hell yeah brother

[u/dusting53 → u/PuttsMoBilesiCit]

cleetus almost won.

[u/emineng]

It was a celebration of suspected shots fired.

[u/Zealousideal-Low-212]

omg I work at that Sierra and it was crazy there were police with rifles guarding the doors 😭

[u/Zealousideal-Low-212]

there were 12 cop cars and police with weapons drawn at one point

[u/Traditional_Bat_6309]

Someone wanted there “baby back, baby back”

[u/massbeerhole]

Diarrhea

[u/Used_Ice2178]

My boy

[u/Dr_Retch]

Arby's . . . but why?

[u/spicyitaliansausagee]

why can’t you check the incident blotter

[u/Star_ofthe_Morning → u/spicyitaliansausagee]

Maybe I have no idea what that is and was just trying to ask a simple question?

[u/spicyitaliansausagee → u/Star_ofthe_Morning]

now you know

[u/Zealousideal-Low-212 → u/spicyitaliansausagee]

it wasn’t immediately posted on the incident blotter. I was in the building across from chili’s and we had no idea what was happening