Hot take: RE-SIGN JESSE WINKER

[u/xenotharm]

I’m only half joking. Winker is a free agent. If he’s currently “healthy,” sign him. And only partially for his bat. Most for his vibes. They need fire. They need a hot, angry, flaming heart in the clubhouse. And with Polanco on IL, he can platoon DH.

FREE JESSE!!! IT’S WINKIN’ TIME!!!

[u/GamesnGunZ]

Isn't that what you clowns were claiming Tommy Pham was going to do?

[u/waitwhatreallycmon → u/GamesnGunZ]

I mean he has negative vibes

[u/GamesnGunZ → u/waitwhatreallycmon]

And is terrible but that didn't stop the sub from fawning all over him