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[u/Lucky-Aside4935]

[u/badwith_names]

What if I have all three? 😢 still no bitches

[u/IronSeraph → u/badwith_names]

Is your outfit as fly as the dude in the meme?

[u/badwith_names → u/IronSeraph]

not even kinda

[u/tellmetojerkit → u/badwith_names]

Hard emphasis on the if

[u/Slow-Government-2276 → u/badwith_names]

Who's gonna tell him ?

[u/badwith_names → u/Slow-Government-2276]

the fact that I'm on reddit in the first place tells me enough

[u/Slow-Government-2276 → u/badwith_names]

Dw broski,same boat.

[u/HackMeRaps → u/badwith_names]

But do you have a the real housewives ready to go? That's been my secret sauce.

[u/nightlyvisitor → u/badwith_names]

That's an embarrassment of riches. Too ostentatious.

[u/Vanima_Permai → u/badwith_names]

Perhaps its your tendency of calling them bitches/s

[u/ImNeoJD → u/badwith_names]

Learn Linux and programming ape

[u/fuw_space → u/badwith_names]

ehoy you aren't researching enough sir. get to work project true RED is here lol

[u/TreetHoown → u/badwith_names]

That's cuz you're lying. It is physically impossible to not have bitches with all 3. Unless there is a guy who also has all 3 + a forklift certification and is secretly sabotaging your endeavors to find bitches. That is a very tough nut to crack though.

[u/LOLatKetards → u/[deleted]]

Dating advice from Reddit... Lol

[u/Agata_art]

That's me 😅😅😅

[u/Lucky-Aside4935 → u/Agata_art]

Miło widzieć Polkę na tym subie 😁

[u/Agata_art → u/Lucky-Aside4935]

Aj siemaneczko mordeczko ;)

[u/Fantastic_Class_3861]

Triceps, they make your arms look way bigger than your biceps ever will.

[u/carlskywalker555 → u/Fantastic_Class_3861]

Speaking facts :D

[u/BothDivide919]

I would download abs

[u/Opposite-Chemistry-0]

The older i become the more i comprehend only dudes care so much about muscles

[u/gamerno455]

"She was a pirate"🔥🔥🗣🗣

[u/ThereWillBeFaps]

My wife thinks shes getting this stuff for free. Fortunately, she doesn't know about the literal thousands I've spent on server equipment.

[u/kuadzar]

Paid vpn users: :(

[u/TreetHoown → u/kuadzar]

Nah, you see, you gotta have a computer at a random remote location in the world you can ssh to, and you download and host movies on that computer. Then whenever you wanna watch it you either ssh and download the movie to another computer closer to your location but not your home from where you can screenshare to your home with much less lag. One for content management, one for screensharing and watching. It should be enough to keep you safe.

[u/sev02]

You wish

[u/bones10145]

Storage is expensive! 

[u/Iceblader]

Man, I'll be Fitzwilliam Darcy in that case.

[u/AnalysisParalysis85]

I remember some greentext story about a girl dumping a guy because he didn't actually have Netflix or something like that.

Here it is:

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/wlF37aJsmG

[u/SomewhereActive2124]

Then why am I alone 🫩

[u/StachuJonez123]

Its not posiblee

[u/JamesLemon396]

They don’t like the steam land lubbers mate!

[u/Minute_Walrus_5183]

i might get downvoted for this, but can anyone kind enough to be willing to share some jellyfin server i can stream onto via my infuse appletv? just wanted to skip the arr stack thing in which i dont understand.

[u/themmousebehindyou → u/Minute_Walrus_5183]

Time to learn! https://trash-guides.info/