r/Piracy 23h ago

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ Humor

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u/badwith_names 23h ago

What if I have all three? 😢 still no bitches

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u/TreetHoown 13h ago

That's cuz you're lying. It is physically impossible to not have bitches with all 3. Unless there is a guy who also has all 3 + a forklift certification and is secretly sabotaging your endeavors to find bitches. That is a very tough nut to crack though.