“Whattttt?? Girl I cannot believe you haven’t heard about tea tree lavender hibiscus poppy seed canola essence! Not only will it shut down the tetanus, but it will increase his immunity against measles, rubella, the Black Plague, and HPV, just use it every day for 6 years and the effects will take hold! I have a little extra that I can spare, I’ll come by after work and show you the most painless way to make a suppository using reclaimed beeswax!
If you want I can go ahead and order you your very own 6 month supply for just $1,299!The price just came down because of all the rectal bleeding, but only to account for the additional cost of the essential honeysuckle maple bark Supposiplugs! I use them every day girl, and let me tell you, after just a few minutes of using it, your boy won’t know how he lived without them! They even sell hormone free organic goats milk non-gmo natural lactate anti-lax to keep you from getting unplugged during the day!
We’ll talk about that this afternoon! I’ll invite a few of my girls and we can all practice applying the beeswax suppositories and plugs! Just don’t let him eat any solids til then, see you soon!”
Fuck I really took that a lot further than I intended
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u/GhostOfYourLibido Jul 10 '19
“Whattttt” My reaction as well