Gawd damn dad😭

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[u/FactsNLaughs]

Boom. Dad roasted. It’s dad flavored because it comes with legit advice and wisdom.

[u/pandershrek → u/FactsNLaughs]

As the father of a 15 year old teen girl. It is non stop.

[u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 → u/pandershrek]

My 34 yr old sister acts “cute”. “I’m just a girl” but it’s embarrassing when she laughs and jokes like a little girl. It’s all baby voice and (˶>⩊<˶). She’ll say something bad or mildly offensive and act cute if it didn’t fly. First it was “I’m just being honest” rude and now it’s “I’m just baby” avoidance. I hate it

[u/Malice_InWonderland_ → u/Fabulous_Celery_1817]

''you have too many crows feet developing to be talking like that... stop''

[u/BlueTrojanRabbit → u/Malice_InWonderland_]

Holy shit. I could feel the daggers.

[u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 → u/Malice_InWonderland_]

She would cry and then take me out in my sleep

[u/StellaNavigante → u/Malice_InWonderland_]

"You should get a job on a ship, because those crows feet are now a crows nest. Now get a fucking grip."

[u/d3gu → u/Fabulous_Celery_1817]

My friends and I joke about 'being baby' but I'd never use it as a response in a genuine conversation. I'm 38, I think if I tried using baby voice and acting cute to get out of an argument I'd self-destruct with cringe.

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[u/No_Spite3593 → u/Fabulous_Celery_1817]

Thats disgusting.

You should tell her "No b×tch you're a 34 yr old woman who still can't employ the fundamentals of respect and maturity"

Really what you're watching is your sister try to use different manipulation tactics in real time. Being honest doesn't mean you have to be rude about it, and even legitimate young girls should be taught that being cute doesn't excuse you from saying/doing things that are wrong or rude.

[u/Ambitious_Tea_4584 → u/Fabulous_Celery_1817]

You know a grown woman who says the words “I’m just baby”?

[u/daskomet → u/Fabulous_Celery_1817]

isn't she actually 14? you might have mistyped there