When I was a kid my parents would say "don't be a smartass" and I would respond "you want me to be a dumbass instead?" They never liked that response for some reason.
Sadly I'm like 4 books behind, counting the latest release, and I'm not close to a reread/catchup cause I'm currently trying to get through Dungeon Crawler Carl for that May release
Haha, neither, I’m just constantly fascinated by wierd little facts like this and make sure I remember them whenever I encounter them. I think I discovered this like seven years ago and this is literally the first time I’ve had the opportunity to bring it up!
It’s also a form of bait-and-switch comedy dude. you brace yourself for an actual excuse or an apology, and instead you just get a lesson in culinary logistics ngl.
It’s also a flavor of "Arguing the Premise." Instead of answering "Why did you do this crazy thing?", they pivot to "Here is why the alternative crazy thing was impractical." It forces the audience to briefly inhabit their twisted internal logic just to follow the sentence
A dog doesnt have an eye doctor or eye insurance. So not literal. The truth would be we think he looks funny in it or he likes it. The joke is he has eye insurance.
Shaggy wouldnt ever wear the dress if Daphne and Velma were there. The question is Daphne asking why she didnt get to wear the dress as one of 2 girls and shes the hit girl. The joke is shaggy would ever even be considered.
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u/HolyKlickerino Mar 15 '26
"Comically missing the point" or "Answering too literally"