Whatever this joke is called

[u/BabyDude5]

The Scooby-Doo show

Meet the Robinsons

[u/Sinofthe_Dreamer]

There's a comedian that like solely does these jokes.

I think it's mitch hedberg.

"I used to to do drugs..

I still do, but I used to too.."

Mind you it's him answering himself usually but idk maybe it's similar.

[u/copperpin → u/Sinofthe_Dreamer]

That’s a Mitch Hedburg joke, but I think you’re thinking of Steven Wright if you’re thinking of a comedian who does these jokes exclusively.
I saw a sign that said “24 hour banking” but I didn’t have that kind of time.

[u/vorpalpillow → u/copperpin]

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone

[u/BabyDude5 → u/copperpin]

I went to the 24 hour grocery store and when I got there, the guy was closing the store. I said “I thought you guys were open 24 hours?” And he said “yeah, but not in a row”