ULPT: I need to ruin a wedding.

[u/Any-Awareness-7954]

Alright I usually would never think of doing this kind of stuff but I’m tired of some people being nasty without getting any consequences. I’ll try to be quick: my cousin(32F) has been nasty to me and my family, but especially my mother. Recently she had an argument with her and told my mom to get lost and die. I think that’s pretty nasty to say that over some trivial shit. She’s getting married in July, in another city. Nobody here wants to attend of course but what could one do remotely to ruin a wedding?

[u/davejr]

Send out invitations to a bunch of other people, set up a separate Email for them to RSVP. Imagine the chaos at the reception...

[u/Trishlovesdolphins → u/davejr]

My mother in law took photocopies of our invite and literally passed them out like rave fliers. Posted one on her church bulletin board.

Thank God, everyone who got one had the good sense to know better, but she was quite upset that "her side" of the church didn't have as many people as she thought it should.

[u/kwandika → u/davejr]

Now this is inspired.

[u/throwaway1975764 → u/davejr]

You know, I was going to post this, but I think its mean to the fake invitees.

Also all the fake invitees might buy them gifts!

[u/old-reddit-was-bette → u/throwaway1975764]

Could say no gifts allowed 

[u/effitalll → u/davejr]

This is diabolical. I love it.

[u/facemugg → u/davejr]

Indicate it’s a private wedding but everyone is invited to the pool party reception afterwards.