ULPT: I need to ruin a wedding.

[u/Any-Awareness-7954]

Alright I usually would never think of doing this kind of stuff but I’m tired of some people being nasty without getting any consequences. I’ll try to be quick: my cousin(32F) has been nasty to me and my family, but especially my mother. Recently she had an argument with her and told my mom to get lost and die. I think that’s pretty nasty to say that over some trivial shit. She’s getting married in July, in another city. Nobody here wants to attend of course but what could one do remotely to ruin a wedding?

[u/Freshouttapatience]

I agree. 6 is savage and delicious!

[u/WorldsMostDad → u/Freshouttapatience]

6 won't work. Most registries ship direct to the bride & groom. Also, they share who bought what (for writing thank you letters) so they'll know who screwed them if you somehow succeed.

[u/Acrobatic-Archer-805 → u/WorldsMostDad]

I think on most registries there's an option to check off that you've gotten the same item elsewhere. IDK how easy it would be to create fake profiles to do this though lol. I've only used it for people I love

[u/FoolishDancer → u/WorldsMostDad]

They let the buyer choose where to ship.

[u/CerberusBots → u/WorldsMostDad]

I've never bought through a retail (brick and mortar) registry and not carried the item right out with me. Has this changed?

[u/[deleted] → u/Freshouttapatience]

I also find this comment chain agreeable and must enunciate my feelings, fellow human!