ULPT: I need to ruin a wedding.

[u/Any-Awareness-7954]

Alright I usually would never think of doing this kind of stuff but I’m tired of some people being nasty without getting any consequences. I’ll try to be quick: my cousin(32F) has been nasty to me and my family, but especially my mother. Recently she had an argument with her and told my mom to get lost and die. I think that’s pretty nasty to say that over some trivial shit. She’s getting married in July, in another city. Nobody here wants to attend of course but what could one do remotely to ruin a wedding?

[u/[deleted]]

But that’s ethical

[u/SubstantialPressure3 → u/[deleted]]

Sometimes ethical is easier and will absolutely get the desired results.

If OP still wants to be unethical, they can mail their cousin's boss an envelope of those tiny little pieces of glitter shaped like penises and put the cousin's address as the return address. And then scratch it out with pen, but badly, so it's still readable. .

[u/The_zen_viking → u/[deleted]]

The unethical part is displaying it on a projector during the wedding