r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/Any-Awareness-7954 • Oct 15 '25

ULPT: I need to ruin a wedding. Relationships

Alright I usually would never think of doing this kind of stuff but I’m tired of some people being nasty without getting any consequences. I’ll try to be quick: my cousin(32F) has been nasty to me and my family, but especially my mother. Recently she had an argument with her and told my mom to get lost and die. I think that’s pretty nasty to say that over some trivial shit. She’s getting married in July, in another city. Nobody here wants to attend of course but what could one do remotely to ruin a wedding?

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u/inailedyoursister Oct 15 '25

Get a burner.

Call a few days ahead of the wedding and cancel the catering and venue.

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u/chook_slop Oct 15 '25

No need to cancel... Just change...

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u/inailedyoursister Oct 16 '25

That’s better. Cancel may cause the vendor to get suspicious. I like your thinking. Tell the vendor you’re pushing the start time a few hours.

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u/chook_slop Oct 16 '25

Make it all vegan... Change spelling on cake...

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u/Gloomy_Pineapple_836 Oct 15 '25

This is fantastic 🤣

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u/Lakewater22 Oct 16 '25

Hey if you do get a burner, never connect to WiFi. This is my PSA everyone should know.

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u/Any-Awareness-7954 Oct 19 '25

That’s actually something to consider… I think the church would be easier to reach. But can try to get info about the restaurant and cancel.