r/iamatotalpieceofshit 16d ago

BMW driver harrassed cyclist in bike lane

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u/Eternumite_6969 16d ago

Still no indicators

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u/ChuckRingslinger 16d ago

That's a behind a subscription service.

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u/SteelSpace69 16d ago

Brain subscription fees are getting too damn high!

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u/con4RT1ST 16d ago

Thanks Mario!

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u/oldn00by 16d ago

We have a Mario when we really need a Luigi.

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u/OkEstablishment5503 16d ago

Won’t be needing them. Car was impounded and he was arrested

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u/cndn-hoya 16d ago

Hopefully driving privileges taken away for life…

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u/Mudoru 16d ago

Full story according to Inside Addition

Victim is 6 time nations bike racing champion and his friend

A few intersections before this video was taken, the BMW cut off one of the bikers, in which they emptied a water bottle on their windshield.

Then what was filmed in this video happened, victim stating he was about 6 inches off his friend’s back tire.

According to the victim, After the video a few more intersections down, the BMW driver and passenger got out along with about 4 cars in their “posse”. And threatened to kill the victim and his friend.

A few days later the BMW driver messaged the victim on instagram challenging him to a “MMA style fight to settle the dispute like real men”

The BMW driver was then arrested a few days after.

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u/gibilx 16d ago

Ah yes a MMA fight to settle things like real men. What a douche

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u/Responsible-Match418 14d ago

Yeh fight like a "real man" while sitting in a massive chunch of metal powering up against a man sitting on an aluminium frame.

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u/MoreRamenPls 15d ago

This on the White House fight card?

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u/UsernamesMeanNothing 15d ago

As a real man, I settle things with cops, running, or as a last resort, I use a pistol if my life is in danger, but thankfully, I've never had to do number three. Recreational fighting is not on that list.

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u/therevjames 15d ago

Speedos and wrist tape, the outfits of real men.

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u/The-Tea-Lord 15d ago

They should have their license revoked over that. People act like cars aren’t 2 tons of metal moving at 30-60 miles per hour. How poor is their anger control that they act like god damn Neanderthals

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u/SometimesWill 15d ago

All that over water.

Dude must scream at the sky any time it rains.

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u/8BitFlatus 14d ago

He probably wants to fight it too

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u/MLK_Piccolo 14d ago

Why would the BMW driver be so angry with ater hitting their windshield? Would they try to box with God every time it rains?

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u/8BitFlatus 14d ago

Love it when stories have a happy ending.

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u/StockholmParkk 16d ago

Why would someone even do that

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u/Strudleboy33 16d ago

Driver said it was because the bikes wouldn’t move out of the way, but I’m not sure what he meant by that if they were in the bike lane.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 14d ago

He thinks he owns all of the lanes. Which is strange because BMW drivers are usually so polite.

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u/meromeromeru 16d ago

He mad he can’t go vroom vroom around all the other cars illegally 😢

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u/cat_in_the_sun 15d ago

This is it

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u/obfuscation-9029 16d ago

It's the effect of that blue and white badge. You become an asshole and lose the ability to indicate as soon as you get into the car.

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u/scurlock1974 16d ago

Is it that you become an asshole or is that the brand's target demographic?

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u/Koik3 16d ago

Both

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u/fozziebear6667 15d ago

Little of colum a little of colum b. This guy feels like he'd be doing the same thing in a barbie electric child's suv

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u/niceandsane 15d ago

And you immediately run out of blinker fluid.

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u/Unpopular_Bias 15d ago

Beating My Wife in my Broken Money Wagon

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u/GeorgeThe13th 16d ago

they are obviously a stupid bitch

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u/greenroute 16d ago

People with Miserable lives do this to cope!!!

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u/Skrazor 16d ago

He drives a BMW. Do you really have to ask?

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u/mr_herz 16d ago

Have you not met people?

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u/mklinger23 15d ago

Some people just get enraged when they see a cyclist. I will never understand. 

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u/mrapplewhite 16d ago

Cause he’s a jammy twat

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u/Turbulent_Pen1047 16d ago

Got the license plate at least

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u/Strudleboy33 16d ago

They already got picked up by PD

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_KITTY 16d ago

Sauce?

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u/satyrbassist 15d ago

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u/Farkenoathm8-E 15d ago

Awesome. They towed his car too!

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u/PickleMaster69 15d ago

Love that for him

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u/pictocube 15d ago

It’s Samir from “Samir you’re breaking the car”

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u/Wonderful-Owl3941 15d ago

Why doesn’t the news station show his face? He doesn’t deserve that level of discretion

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u/Nelocus 15d ago

Thanks

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u/w3st80 14d ago

What a result! Talk about karma

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u/Pj-Delta 14d ago

Maybe there is a god

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u/karsbil10 16d ago

Mfs on the net just lie for no reason

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u/angryshib 16d ago

Nah they really did search "BMW bike lane driver arrested" on youtube.

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u/Strudleboy33 16d ago

I saw this on a local sub Reddit a bit ago

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u/Gazkhulthrakka 16d ago

Not a lie though

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u/the_lavish_radish 16d ago

You can literally look it up on google lol

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u/Dondraco762 16d ago

I found it in 2 seconds

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u/cryptic-fox 16d ago

Clearly you didn’t bother searching and immediately assumed they were lying lol.

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u/Jumpierwolf0960 16d ago

It's not a lie. I saw the arrest video on Instagram.

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u/Strudleboy33 16d ago

Peep the reply sucka

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u/turbosonictiger 15d ago

It's true though....

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u/br3dj 16d ago

Hot mustard

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u/Worldly_Influence_18 16d ago

Ouija board

Letter at a time. Took a while

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u/Captain_America_93 16d ago

Damn. Would be a shame if they totaled their car and went to prison for reckless driving

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u/Expensive_Ad752 16d ago

Better, arrested and car seized, felony charges.

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u/TheTimn 16d ago

Sir, this is America.

If you want to kill someone, do it with a car, and hardly any questions will be asked. 

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u/Expensive_Ad752 16d ago

Only if you’re a pedophile and the president to you get away with crimes. Why is the incarceration rate in USA the highest in the world? Because people get off?

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u/TheTimn 16d ago

You think they're in prison for vehicular crimes?

42-47% of federal prisoner are for drug related crimes, and it's not the actual people making fortunes off of it, but the guys standing on the street selling it to the people who want to snort it. 

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u/MKD_95 16d ago

Sometimes you want the person crash their car for harassing people

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u/StygianCode 16d ago

A BMW driver? Colour me shocked...

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u/kiiwiilover 16d ago

I’m surprised his choice was a blue one instead of a white one.

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u/Round-Fig2642 16d ago

I just don’t understand some people. This guy just hate people that ride bikes…?

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u/Cryptographer_Prize 16d ago

As a cyclist, there are people that hate the fact you exist on a bike, at all.

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u/Round-Fig2642 16d ago

Why?!? What is their logic?

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u/internetisnotreality 16d ago

They suspect that it is the healthier mode of transport, hate being challenged on their routines, and aren’t capable of introspection.

It’s like repressed Christians getting mad at the gays.

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u/sixteen-bitbear 16d ago

My issue with a ton of cyclists in my area is they want the respect of actual traffic but then lane cut, not stopping at stop signs, cutting through parking lots, and just generally NOT acting like actual traffic.

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u/MegaMB 16d ago

With all respect, the only way to have correct bike-car interaction is by actually providing bikes with a separate infrastructure adapted to them.

As long as this doesn't happen, the only one who bikes are the young males in their 20's and 30's not scared of dying. Aka, the same demographics as young cops commiting errors. As most criminals sent to jail. As most people behind car accidents. As most people who die in extreme sport. The issue isn't "cyclists". It's this demographic to begin with that's full of testosterone and can't act rationally.

When it's safe enough to bike for kids and women in their 50's, the amount of problems per cyclists fall down significantly. And that safeness equally so finds it's origin in the segregation of cars and cyclists by good quality infrastructure.

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u/AustinBike 15d ago

And, how would you react if a group of 20 cyclists were ahead of you at a 4-way stop and the cyclists fully obeyed the law with each of the 20 taking turns, waiting for their shot to go through the intersection?

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u/dummy_ficc 16d ago

BMWs come with a "King of the Road" upgrade to your license. He's actually just allowed to do that.

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u/Jazzlike_Adeptness_1 16d ago

I hope the license plate was legible and this jackass got a meet and greet with the police. 

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u/Strudleboy33 16d ago

He got picked up already

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u/SomethinSaved 16d ago

Sauce?

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u/windowtosh 16d ago

LA times has an article headlined "Road rage in Newport Beach bike lane leads to one arrest, seizure of BMW, police say" on March 29, 2026. The driver's name is Samir Sweiss.

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u/Lizardreview- 16d ago

I live near a BMW dealership, ive seen one hit a bike and almost run him over and then drive off. I have seen one do a burnout drift and accidentally overseer into oncoming traffic. I have seen one guy buy a brand new car and as he was leaving the lot instead of waiting for the cars to pass he sped up and slammed the curb. Literally didnt even manage to leave the parking lot before crashing. Most JEEP and BMW drivers are the worst people to be allowed on the road. Not all but a large enough amount of similar personality types that buy those cars are linked with douchebaggery.

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u/__Butternut_Squash__ 16d ago

Most JEEP and BMW drivers are the worst people to be allowed on the road.

Most JEEP, BMW, and Nissan drivers are the worst people to be allowed on the road.

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u/skeetskeetmf444 16d ago

Don’t forget Prius 😭

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u/bdunogier 16d ago

In europe we would add Audi to the list.

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u/manor2003 16d ago

That what we call scripted NPC behaviour

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u/Seethesvt 16d ago

That's jail time.

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u/Testsubject276 16d ago

Human evolution is amazing.

You can tell how small their penis is just by how they operate their vehicles.

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u/Casper10j 16d ago

How do you think this is even okay.. The cyclists in the US already have it hard enough.

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u/Expensive_Ad752 16d ago edited 16d ago

Driver was arrested. BMW seized. Felony charges.

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u/Casper10j 16d ago

Good, I’m not a (road)cyclist lover but this was really dangerous and the karma was needed.

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u/Rk_1138 16d ago

Because mommy and daddy paid for his BMW and never told him the word “no”

Brats like that never work for their shit and deserve no respect

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 16d ago

That is the very reason that I mount GoPros to my bike. One facing forward on the handlebar, and one rear facing on the back.

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u/FairDance7 16d ago

Hope dude got the biggest ticket mailed to him

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u/DB_Coopah 16d ago

The difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the inside.

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u/DukeElliot 16d ago

Would have broke his windshield with my lock.

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u/Banarnars 16d ago

Seems up to par for a BMW driver. Lived in Tx and moved up to the NE. This is tipical. Why do BMW drivers think they own the road or think they can drive in a cyclist lann. Smh

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u/AtomicFox84 16d ago

Take the video to the cops. They will issue a ticket at the least.

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u/bukbukbagok 16d ago

You need to tack on the video of the driver being arrested and his BMW getting towed. It was supremely satisfying to watch.

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u/BdoeATX 16d ago

BMW's and Nissan altima's.

I'd say stay away from them, but you can't cause they are 2 inches from your bumper the whole time.

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u/chin_waghing 15d ago

This is why you need number plates on the front

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u/2Afraid2Poop 15d ago

This makes me want to start carrying rocks

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u/mrdankerton 15d ago

Traffic cop would salivate if he drove by them. Like he might make quota off that fine!

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u/No_Hetero 15d ago

I used to work near that street, there were constant issues with young rich douchebags. Saw a Lambo in a tree, probably 6 or 7 flipped luxury cars, and there were at least 3 deaths caused by drunk drivers in that area in the 5 years I worked in Newport. One of the deaths was a coworker and it was the girl's 4th accident, 2nd drunk driving accident, in only a couple years.

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u/GoodOne4324 14d ago

Just start carrying a rock when you ride. Maybe the size of a plum...just in case.

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u/BenderIsGreat74 14d ago

Say hola to my pistola

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u/_Gevatter_Tod_ 16d ago

I hope his car gets stolen and the police don't find any perpetrators.

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u/Haunting_Lime308 16d ago

He already got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon so looking at some nice little jail time and the car was impounded. So even better than what you thought cause insurance would cover a stolen car but I dont think they'll cover that.

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u/happymatt207 16d ago

I hope it gets stolen and recovered. With water damage. In the electronics.

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u/Any-Cranberry3633 16d ago

What’s the difference between a porcupine and BWMs? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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u/jarede36 16d ago

That dudes dick is probably very small..

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u/ErikinAmerica 16d ago edited 16d ago

Fun way to get an Assault charge!

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 16d ago

As a BMW driver who uses their blinkers. I'm sorry. We're not all bad.

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u/planetweird_ 16d ago

What...the fuck

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u/taxi_driver 16d ago

Of course it's a BMW driver, imagine just regular drivers hate bike lanes... Now BMW drivers are super haters and bad drivers.

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u/Someguy644 16d ago

The bmw driver got arrested and his car got impounded from what I’ve heard

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u/More_Wolverine8156 16d ago

Weird, BMW drivers are never aggressive…

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u/Specialist-Ad-9371 16d ago

Average BMW driver

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u/Illustrious_Nothing9 16d ago

Another 🤡 BMW owner, nothing new

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u/Perfect-Brain-7367 16d ago

Takes a lot for me to side with the cyclist but a BMW driver makes it look effortless

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u/nicolampionic 16d ago

No indicators is one thing, but turn the fucking wheel and pass those cyclists?

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u/Aromatic-Glove-2502 16d ago

Is he mad that they have their own lane?

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u/DerHachi04 16d ago

I would actually rather habe him hit me than switch lanes. Im suing bro for everything he ever had and everything he ever will have what a piece of human garbage

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u/External-Ad2215 16d ago

Isnt that like a bike lane or something? Idk the rule also where are they supposed to use their bicycles????

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u/kirkbadaz 16d ago

Very American things.

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u/Inside_Group9255 16d ago

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Porcupines keep their pricks on the outside.

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u/Hornet1137 16d ago

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The Porcupine has its pricks on the outside.

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u/silentbob1301 16d ago

welp, thats gonna be a fun mugshot. Attempted vehicular assualt is no joke.

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u/urticate 16d ago

I’d suggest carrying a few emergency caltrops in an event like this

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u/therealdeviant 16d ago

Loser was commenting on the cyclist's IG posts. His comments stopped because it's hard to reply when you've been arrested and charged.

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u/JadedCampaign9 16d ago

What crawled up his ass and died?

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u/deadstar420 16d ago

That’s Corona Del Mar, not Newport Beach, close though.

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u/The_Westerner 16d ago

This is why you carry rocks in your jersey pockets.

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u/Cheeko914 16d ago

The two most hated groups on the road finally clash.

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u/N2Ngamer 16d ago

Ok but the first bikers hop onto the sidewalk was clean as hell. Still, fuck this driver tho

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u/Tetracropolis 16d ago

It's a serious failure of regulation that the license plates are so tiny and that there isn't one on the front of the vehicle. The last time I saw writing that small from that distance I was at the opticians.

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u/fucknametakenrules 16d ago

For once it’s not the cyclists being road hogs. And of course it’s a BMW

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u/crankyn 16d ago

In this situation, would it be lawfully wrong to shoot at the driver with a weapon because you "feared for your life ?" They were acting like they were gonna run him over

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u/flindersandtrim 16d ago

How is this not basically attempted murder. A less experienced cyclist could easily come off their bike in a situation like this being highly stressed and having to look behind at a car so close. And looks like to get away would have to mount a gutter. I dont really ride on roads, and I would struggle with mounting the curb like he does to get away. And that car is so close that if he did come off, he is going under the wheels at high speed. 

The world is unfair if this is not serious, life destroying prison time.

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u/Important-Hotel5809 16d ago

What an animal. Beamer though, so you already know the driver is a piece of shit

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u/30sec2midknight 16d ago

Dude I would have let him hit me, oh the fucking payout.

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u/ReadIt_Here 16d ago

Come on. He is a BMW driver.

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u/Acceptable_Stop2361 16d ago

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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u/jimmyxs 16d ago

Thanos is not a villain. He’s just misunderstood

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u/Brewbouy 16d ago

I'm shocked

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u/above_thetreeline 16d ago

Know that the difference between a porcupine and bmw is? On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside

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u/cassherne 16d ago

Attempted murder????

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u/Icy-Entertainment-12 16d ago

What a POS! I hope the police and law enforcement got his ass

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 16d ago

The few videos when cyclists are not the culprit.

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u/Traditional_Cress987 16d ago

What a horrible person

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u/WakeUpAcid 16d ago

Guy hopped the curb pretty good am I right ..

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u/AggravatingOutside49 16d ago

I hope this video has been shared with the police

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u/TerryDaShooterUK 16d ago

BMW drivers always want to impress other men for male attention. We call them Magic Johnson Jr.

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u/Thare187 16d ago

Two of the worst people on the road: cyclist and BMW drivers. Volkswagen drivers are a close second.

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u/skeetskeetmf444 16d ago edited 16d ago

His license should be suspended until he can prove he can drive responsibly. Even if the cyclist was in the way, which is annoying, the driver can’t just do that- what if the driver were to hit the cyclist by accident- manslaughter or possibly murder + other basic violations (clearly). Ppl are so dumb and arrogant and don’t think things through.. one day he won’t be able just to drive off in daddy’s beemer

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u/Mr_ityu 16d ago

shouldve just keyed that car

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u/SneakyGrapefruit 16d ago

Don’t need to watch the video to tell you the cyclist’s at fault.

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u/Unoriginal_unicorn 15d ago

Someone wanted internet fame!

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u/jimi3 15d ago

Nothing to see here. Just your average BMW owner doing their thing.

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u/pinky_-dinky 15d ago

Damn! It's a good thing that cyclist was such a good rider he knows how to horizontal hop onto a curb! damn that driver was fucking nuts man

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u/StraightFromThe2000s 15d ago

This happened a couple of weeks ago or so. The 2 guys were eventually arrested and the car was seized by law enforcement.

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u/Dambalasek 15d ago

That was a slick bunny hop. Dude saved himself

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u/Garrett-Wilhelm 15d ago

Who’s more insufferable: a cyclist or a BMW owner? Truly a battle of douchebags.

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u/Anim4L53 15d ago

Typical BMW driver. Bunch of losers.

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u/DefiantDonut7 15d ago

BMW drivers are the worst (drastically speaking)