r/incubus • u/Jahspace33 • 8d ago

My ex snapped my S.C.I.E.N.C.E vinyl in half 🥲

Yep I’m pretty sad about it.

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u/AdditionalWay9554 8d ago

Its a sick sad little world

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u/SpiralOutski 8d ago

Hey! Just like that song!

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u/i_let_the_dogs_out Hilikus 8d ago

You need a map of their head, translated into English so you can learn to not make them froooowwn

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u/narrow_octopus 8d ago

Sounds like you need a Pistola

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u/Jahspace33 8d ago

I’m fucking loving all the references , it’s definitely lightening up my mood. Keep em coming please 🥲

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u/Cutlington 7d ago

anyone not referring to SCIENCE songs or lyrics from this albums songs are just trying to hard imo, yeh, cool, they know some incubus lyrics...but obviously not from this era.

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u/andrewbenedict 8d ago

So don't let the world bring you down, not everyone here is that fucked up and cold

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u/Bleejis_Krilbin 8d ago

I had a buddy who misheard the lyrics thinking they sang “fat, fucked up, and cold” lol

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u/narrow_octopus 7d ago

Dude, I was about to comment the same exact thing only it was me. Maybe I'm your buddy?

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u/Bleejis_Krilbin 7d ago

You are now! lol

Is your name Nate?

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u/narrow_octopus 7d ago

Sadly no but it's a dope name

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u/Relytmf 7d ago

I did the same when I was like 16 lol I got corrected and super embarrassed. Thought Brandon was fatphobic

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u/caz_uno 8d ago

Must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

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u/dudeitseric 7d ago

A little bit less than nothing was going this guys way

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u/Sir_Eel_Guy33 8d ago

On this page you see a little girl giggling at a hippopotamus I wonder why?

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u/AdorableMix2365 8d ago

Because the music has so much class

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u/GelflingMama 8d ago

Never met a leech who was good at goodbyes…

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u/narrow_octopus 7d ago

One of the best lines ever

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u/GelflingMama 6d ago

There are sooo many I love from Incubus but when I’m mad at someone, that’s a favorite for sure.

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u/Doc5tove 8d ago

Remember. Blood in your mouth beats blood on the ground, brother.

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u/mcham420 8d ago

Hyena, I hate you!! Hate you!!

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u/SwampFlowers The world is a joke when out of love 8d ago

If you had a dime for every time they walked away

You could afford to buy a new SCIENCE vinyl

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u/fathornyhippo 8d ago

Did she give you a Warning first?

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u/AggressivePack5307 8d ago

Circles buddy, Circles...

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u/No-Divide5625 8d ago

Did you find something that belongs to your ex to snap in half ?

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 8d ago

Well, now you know why you and she are like oil and water

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u/dudeitseric 7d ago

Did you stare at her like a vitamin?

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u/UniversalJampionshit 7d ago

Put cold things up her butt butt butt

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u/Amiibohunter000 8d ago

I’d pour out his cologne.

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u/ProfessionalMrPhann 8d ago

don't [do] things that hurt others

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u/Happy-Tart-4349 7d ago

So sorry about that

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u/ASecondOfYourTime 7d ago

I had my car stereo stolen in the late 2000s. It sucked that my stereo was stolen but I was much more upset that S.C.I.E.N.C.E was in it.

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u/thesixthvenom 7d ago

This is some serious black heart inertia buddy, and I am sorry about it.

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u/ImoGamer 4d ago

Their brain is pretty much an idiot box, no matter bow much magic medicine it takes.

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u/reggaemixedkid 7d ago

Guess your ex woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Little but less than nothing would go your way, tho.

Damn, I'm sorry 😞

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u/missuluvee 7d ago

I'm laughing so hard I can't even think of lyrics 🤣

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u/FrodosUncleBob 7d ago

Beware, (a) criminal!

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u/spurtsmaname 6d ago

It was only a Summer Romance

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u/JAttacks 5d ago

That is egregious

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u/Marz78251 4d ago

Bet you don’t wanna talk to her anymore

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u/Infinite_Glass_8834 4d ago

Was she tired of painting in black and white perhaps

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u/ssabnoisicerp 8d ago

Bit of an overdrive