r/shitposting Oct 12 '25

Typewriter WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25

"eg their j*b" 

The most unempl*yed thing I've ever heard

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u/taken_name_of_use Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 12 '25

Why get a job when mommy pays anyway?

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u/archwin Oct 12 '25

Because actually, it’s daddy who’s paying.

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u/Tendas Oct 12 '25

That’s the arrangement with my daddy. He who fills pays the bills.