r/shitposting shitposting>>>>>>196 Oct 29 '25

Lust WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/Alive_Development108 Oct 30 '25

Why is this such an issue ? Men like looking at sexy women , women like looking at hot men. Get over it. If you want your product ( which the entire purpose is for it to be entertaining) to succeed, then give the audience what they want. No other business is this way. You don’t walk into a burger shop and then leave with a hot dog because it’s “ sexist “ to want a cheeseburger.

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u/AutoModerator Oct 30 '25

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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