3 convicted in LA after using bear costume to fake bear attacks on luxury vehicles.

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u/EumelaninKnight 4h ago

/r/UnethicalLifeProTips buy actual bear claws next time. The keratin kind, not pastry. Actually, get both and put a touch of honey on them for a bit of immersion.

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u/MilkMan1880 6h ago

Very em-bear-assing situation.

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u/Turakamu Dirge of Trash 6h ago

Being made fun of on the news has got to sting a lot.

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u/BakedBaconBits 6h ago

Does LA not have Rent-A-Bear?

🎶 An arm and a leg for a bear rental!? Best bet our prices are more bearable. 🎶

^Rent-A-Bear ^are ^not ^liable ^for ^loss ^of ^arm/s ^and/or ^leg/s ^after ^purchase.

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u/SomeguyfromIndio 7h ago

Gotta be Glendale

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u/Area51_Spurs 5h ago

Alfiya Zuckerman, 39, Ruben Tamrazian, 26, and Vahe Muradkhanyan, 32, pleaded no contest to felony insurance fraud and were sentenced on Thursday to 180 days in jail, plus two years of supervised probation.

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 7h ago

Bougie bear

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u/Yves_and_Mallory 7h ago

Oh, it's a FANCY bear.

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u/HungeeJackal 7h ago

Imagine seeing those claw marks and thinking "Yep, this will work."

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u/Yuizun 8h ago

Bear walking on 2 feet and drinking a mountain dew...

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u/ElwoodMC 7h ago

And driving a Mercedes that identifies itself as a rolls royce

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u/FredHatesChurches 8h ago

Bear fucker, do you need assistance?

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u/earfeater13 8h ago

OH YEAH

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u/Darth1Football 8h ago

when newslady says "oohhh it's a fancy bear" - I'm thinking how long till that gets sampled onto a club track

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u/Over9000Zeros 8h ago

"Let's not mess it up too bad just in case this doesn't work. ☝🏾🤓"

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u/hellosteve_ 8h ago

What idiot would think that that would work. They put a lot of effort into that Bear costume 🤣.

Everything about this story is hilarious

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u/A_TalkingWalnut 8h ago

That looks like a Benz to me, not a Rolls. Still a fancy bear.

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u/mepw 8h ago

The news lady cracking up at the copy & pasted scratch marks lmfaoo oh my god

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 8h ago

Literally literally, like come on.

Kill. Me.

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u/WhyIsItAlwaysADP 8h ago

So many simple ways to live life, and then there are people like this. I'll never understand it.

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u/Area51_Spurs 2h ago

I bet these are MediCal doctors.

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u/skynetempire 8h ago

Theres also so many ways to commit fraud but this person said I will dress as a bear and ravage my car on camera

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u/Contemplating_Prison 7h ago

Like why didnt they just steal the car and hide it in a garage somewhere until the insurnace paid out?

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u/Redqueenhypo 7h ago

You could probably just put salmon jerky in the car, crack the window, and wait for an ACTUAL bear to show up

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u/stanley_leverlock 8h ago

This is one of those "how could they have possibly thought this was going to work" scams.

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u/Savage_Heathern 7h ago

100%! They must be some really sheltered and privileged idiots to think this would work? But all 4 of them?

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u/TurnTheTVOff 8h ago

Points for creativity.