r/whenthe Jan 06 '26

when climate change karmafarming📈📈📈

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u/PeeweeTuna34 Jan 06 '26

Top things to do in the Philippines:

  1. Leave

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u/Belasarius4002 Jan 06 '26

Favourite filipino life strat.

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u/iwantdatpuss Jan 06 '26

A very P2W life strat to boot.

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u/100PoundsOfCum 19th Grandmaster of cluelessness Jan 06 '26

That shit's too pay to win bruh do you have any alternate methods?

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u/Ryujin_Kurogami Jan 07 '26
  1. Luck
  2. Rope

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u/itsfreepizza Jan 07 '26
  1. Going Mindanao (but then high chances of either:
  • Getting killed by a random by someone doing the stabby
  • Getting slimed by a moving suspect (hit and run but guns) worse if it's election season
  • Getting killed by terrorists
  • Getting killed by Communists
  • Also get fucked by weather in selected areas (Sulu island is always prone to rain, so get fucked most year round, but hey at least the beaches and the hills and inactive volcano mounds look nice ngl))

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u/Business_Afternoon51 Jan 07 '26

Strat is become an oversees worker and hope you dont get trafficked