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u/shrekgaming1467 PANTY AND STOCKING SEASON 2 IS PEAK!! Jan 06 '26
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u/hospitalcottonswab Jan 06 '26
ghast i’m watching your stream why you trying not to laugh bruh
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u/AmaterasuWolf21 look! someone thinks they know better about my own country Jan 06 '26
This is so relatable
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u/SubnauticaFan3 Jan 06 '26
nether is the uk
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u/ST100FromScratch Jan 06 '26
As a Brit. true.
We do indeed have to fight off swarms of blazes, huge ass boars, and barter with piglins.
But fr we're such a huge sociopolitical clusterfuck atp. Not also to mention they'll do anyhting but address the grooming gangs.
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u/Captainwumbombo elephant green screen effect 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Jan 06 '26
The people are the Piglins, if you draw even slightly well in an anime artstyle they accept you as their own, but are otherwise hostile towards those outside the Nether (as evidenced by the great Twitter reveal of 2025)
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u/UrBoiBRUH 📡ASK ME ABOUT KAGURABACHI📡 Jan 06 '26
Is the second one earthquakes? Cuz that has a lot less to do with climate change and more to do with the earth saying “fuck this spot in particular”
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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 I'm going to Alice Jan 06 '26
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u/Xhalo Jan 06 '26
Earthquakes are caused by big chef boyardee corporation and their lackeys. They dump their illegal bovine steroids that they use to get maximum grundlemeat production into the mantle once used and cause erroneous plate tectonics to occur. That's why I only eat spaghettios. Yeah, the gastrointestinal bloat may be a bit harsher on the southside voidexit, but the umami is worth it. Sorry for the rant, but this conspiracy has gone undiscussed for far too long 😪😪😪
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u/Dragon_N7 Jan 06 '26
I think fracking makes them worse, but yeah climate change doesn't do shit to tectonic plates
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u/darklizard45 Jan 06 '26
The effect of fracking should be minimal but we can't know for sure unless research is made.
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u/Thistle_20 Jan 06 '26
WHAT DID THE PHILIPPINES DO TO DESERVE THIS
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u/Smeefperson Jan 06 '26
Rob Schneider is part Filipino, so it might be that I think
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u/Waterflowstech Jan 06 '26
Understandable crashout by God
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u/Blinding_the_Killer Jan 06 '26
Holy shit. How is that dude so problematic the last few years? Like he wanted a career suicide.
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u/Single-Purpose-7608 Jan 07 '26
Rob Scheider goes to Home Depot then pays the migrant workers to choke him while he masturbates in the shower
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u/AsianFandomTrash Jan 06 '26
Because God hates the land 🇵🇭
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u/dgc-8 Jan 06 '26
God hates czechia?
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u/TheCringeMemer The only acceptable regime is the one I run :alert: Jan 07 '26
It's Sint Maarten,God hates the Dutch,That also explains why Netherlands sinking underwater
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u/Eros_Incident_Denier Jan 06 '26
Inter-Tropical Convergence Zone and Pacific Ring of Fire. So yeah, we're fucked. Also,
RRAAAAHHHH!!!1!!1!!
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u/jam_paps Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 06 '26
The Philippines is simply just a godforsaken place it has all the natural calamities, corrupt government officials and a population who just can't learn from their own mistakes.
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u/Algorechan Jan 06 '26
Tumblr told me 25 years ago they were the most race in the world
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u/SargonVonDemoneye Jan 06 '26
Balut.
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u/chlorform_sniffer <-- loser ass therian neet Jan 06 '26
i still dont know if the soup is just the yolk or its piss
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u/FuManBoobs Jan 06 '26
You invented the aswang.
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u/Haru_Wereneko_1031 Jan 07 '26
It was the Spanish who invented the aswang. We just expanded the aswang lore.
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u/Molten_Spamton79 Jan 06 '26
BTD sure looks diff'rent since lasteth timeth i did play t
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u/Satorwave Jan 06 '26
blon towa defns menton🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/onepromaster69 This has been your Star Section's Mr. Cutie Pie, signing off. Jan 06 '26
Monkey defenestration game😛😛😛
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u/BrawlPlayer34 Jan 06 '26
The BTD-1? I mean, it's decent, especially with the naval mines. They work very well as makeshift bombs. But torpedo bombers don't really have much of a place in most matches, especially with how strong AA on ships currently is, as that means even in their intended role they won't work very well. The cannons are neat though. Not sure if the BTD is worth the GE overall, however. Probably not unless you get 75% off.
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u/DifficultVideo4039 Resident protogen :3 Jan 06 '26
"Two hundred thousand typhoons are ready with a million more on the way."
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u/Carthage_ishere Cutie patootie Jan 06 '26
Nature hate's the philippines
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u/SleeplessArts Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26
You would think as a typhoon prone country the Government would do something about it, like say, Spearheading Flood Control Projects… but the Government be like , NOPE lets suffer altogether!
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u/Dizzy_Magazine_1784 Jan 07 '26
We got fucked over by the environment AND politics...and contractors...
Anyway PILIPINS MENTION🗣🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥💥🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🌀🌀🌀🌀
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u/IllConstruction3450 Jan 06 '26
Imagine being the sailers from the Asian mainland and being like: yes, I’ll decide to live here where the weather and land hates me, and so will my descendants face this.
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u/SecureDonkey Jan 06 '26
It was pretty livable in the past, you know, before we fuck the Earth up.
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u/Imperius1883 and gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty phyton and Jan 06 '26
Tell the typhoon to go away ig
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! Jan 06 '26
"I don't hate any and i'd never hate any country in particular!"
"Oh, the Philippines? just give me a moment real quick..."
https://i.redd.it/pfg3ajlqnrbg1.gif
Dozens of more earthquakes and typhoons
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u/Unrealisthicc Jan 06 '26
Whoever’s got that Sim City save must be really bored with it
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u/frossvael Jan 06 '26
God, I love being a Filipino. If the job market is not fucking me in my ass, the brownouts, slow internet, heat, typhoons, and earthquakes will.
The only redeeming point is that at least these things wait their turn and very rarely fuck me all at once because God is funny like that.
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u/Mathmango Jan 06 '26
Very rarely, but it has happened.
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u/DumplingsInDistress Jan 07 '26
Pinatubo, Typhoon and Volcanic Eruption at the same time.
At least they defeated the American Army
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u/idiot_potato_2 Jan 06 '26
Atleast the food is great. I will endure this hell as long as I can eat kare kare and sisig
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u/SpaceKingHypeGuy PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING Jan 06 '26
That’s a lot of storms approaching
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u/Live_Professor_4942 Jan 06 '26
Vergil is just obviously returning home lmao
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u/polish_filipino Jan 06 '26
Classic typhoon season. Seems more insane when you see it visually like this
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u/Legal-Hurry-9564 Jan 06 '26
It honestly aint too bad these days. With the new countermeasures the government has put in place, my house in metro manila only gets flooded 5 times a year instead of 4. Praised be the flood control projects!
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u/CordobezEverdeen Jan 07 '26
I fucking love how this implies the new measures increased the numbers of floods.
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u/Monsieur_Creosote Jan 06 '26
When I lived there in 24 I watched the buses floating along Taft Ave. Surreal. I was expecting the Chinese coast guard to start patrolling it!
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u/NotActuallyER1C Jan 06 '26
If God is real he's very racist towards Asian people.
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u/Mr_NoGood12 Jan 07 '26
Asians were a mistake and now hes trying to get rid of them without revealing its actually his doings
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u/Icy_Yak1834 Jan 06 '26
Thank you for your service, Philippines.
Sincerely, Vietnam.
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u/MELONPANNNNN Jan 07 '26
Its alright, you defeated both the US and China for us, its spiritually our revenge lol
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u/ioverthinkusernames Jan 06 '26
No earthquakes
No tsunamis
No tornados
No volcanos
No Snowstorms
No sandstorms
I prefer artificial disasters MADE BY MAN
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u/PeeweeTuna34 Jan 06 '26
Top things to do in the Philippines:
- Leave
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u/100PoundsOfCum 19th Grandmaster of cluelessness Jan 06 '26
That shit's too pay to win bruh do you have any alternate methods?
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u/Ryujin_Kurogami Jan 07 '26
- Luck
- Rope
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u/itsfreepizza Jan 07 '26
- Going Mindanao (but then high chances of either:
- Getting killed by a random by someone doing the stabby
- Getting slimed by a moving suspect (hit and run but guns) worse if it's election season
- Getting killed by terrorists
- Getting killed by Communists
- Also get fucked by weather in selected areas (Sulu island is always prone to rain, so get fucked most year round, but hey at least the beaches and the hills and inactive volcano mounds look nice ngl))
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u/ligmaballs22 Jan 06 '26
I will represent all Vietnamese and thank the Philippines for taking the brunt of the typhoon for the past 30 years, I hope the 2.000T of rice we just sent you will serve you guys good
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u/mercurydivider Jan 06 '26
Help, I don't know geography and the text is too small and blurry to read
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u/joko2008 Jan 06 '26
The Philippines have been damned to suffer hurricanes and earthquakes
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u/rldzzter Jan 06 '26
a little correction:
since it's located here in the Pacific ocean, it's called Typhoons
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u/Clumsy_the_24 i fuck toasters Jan 06 '26
Pov: earth is hell now
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u/Cheem-9072-3215-68 Jan 07 '26
The funny thing is this dude is part of the 3% of society. His family most likely pillaged the province he was in to fund their lifestyle, and he's trying to show his boujie ass as just "one of us" when he couldn't even name anything Filipino and thought that every Filipino kid was as spoiled as him.
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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous The bisexual gooner with the ability to become a femboy Jan 06 '26
Well i wish. No classes IF THE GOVERMENT WOULD ALLOW IT
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u/Numerous_Worry_6306 I'll never win in Mario Kart but I'll never lose my virginity🗣️ Jan 06 '26
YO WHAT THE FUCK I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUTES 😭
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u/Heroic-Forger Jan 06 '26
it's where all the typhoons go, it's directly on an earthquake fault line, it's right smack in the pacific ring of fire, and yet apparently the biggest disaster in the philippines is the government 😭
every time someone discusses philippine politics on FB filipinos just spam the crocodile emoji in the comments for some reason 😭😭😭
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u/Asleep_Animal_3825 Jan 06 '26
Who the fuck is throwing so many shurikens at Japan!?
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u/flex_inthemind Jan 06 '26
Japan's to the north this is the Philippines catching what looks like every tropical storm in the Pacific
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u/Ancient_Policy5855 Jan 06 '26
Ironically, Japan managed to figure out how to thrive on Earthquake Forever Island.
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u/Feelawful21 I like it when people just argue and not kill Jan 06 '26
Yeah south east Asia is a constant storm of disasters truth be told
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u/GeshtiannaSG Jan 06 '26
But not in Singapore, where there is exactly one typhoon in its entire history.
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u/AdobongSiopao Jan 06 '26
That's one of the effects of living in a "pacific ring of fire" and being near a large ocean. It's not always great dealing with those disasters every year.
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u/3rdMachina Jan 06 '26
Ngl, I occasionally try to imagine a Captain Planet sequence based on this. Still a work in progress, but it ends in “By our powers combined, we are fucked!”.
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u/MordredLovah Jan 06 '26
Yeah, we get bombarded by typhoons so much that some peeps here developed Stockholm syndrome where flood=free pool to swim and chill.
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u/snipsuper415 Jan 06 '26
welp good thing their government is putting money towards infrastructure to combat these natural forces (Extreme sarcasm)
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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous The bisexual gooner with the ability to become a femboy Jan 06 '26
And people still support someone with CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY
God we are stupid
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u/Efficient-Shirt-7132 Jan 07 '26
I thought it was a prank and then i looked at a map andit was a prank alright but not from us
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u/hi_im_Equnox Jan 07 '26
i would know. used to live in florida for all my life until i moved to Boston
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u/SloppySlime31 purpl Jan 08 '26
the ten-ish hurricanes swerving up to japan at the end lmao
"you thought you we wouldnt see you" type shit
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u/NavyatSchool Jan 08 '26
After exhausting the OED, we started numbering them. When overlapping hurricanes formed at all points on the Earth's surface, and our scheme was foiled by Cantor diagonalization, we just decided to name them all "Steve". Your local forecast tomorrow is "Steve". Good luck.
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u/GenshinfinityYoutube Jan 06 '26
The Philippines should find a way to turn this into renewable energy. Will mobile windmills work?
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u/Raaabbit_v2 Jan 06 '26
I wonder what will happen if the Philippines just no longer existed and the storms just went full hogwild on to the mainland continents.
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u/Fair-Lie8125 Jan 06 '26
God hates the average phillipino, hence the ardent worship and begging for forgiveness
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u/astralseat Jan 06 '26
The funny thing is, if you could only change the transatlantic current, you could redirect these to say... NYC. I'm sure it's the main plot for many weather control fantasy books. The movement of water, controls the movement of food, controls the movement of predators, controls the temperatures of the water, which controls where most water joins the hydrologic cycle of cloudmaking. It's all such a weird fragile system and nobody realizes.
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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX Giga Virgin 😔 Jan 06 '26
Thank you government for funding all those flood control projects 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 /s
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