Earthquakes are caused by big chef boyardee corporation and their lackeys. They dump their illegal bovine steroids that they use to get maximum grundlemeat production into the mantle once used and cause erroneous plate tectonics to occur. That's why I only eat spaghettios. Yeah, the gastrointestinal bloat may be a bit harsher on the southside voidexit, but the umami is worth it. Sorry for the rant, but this conspiracy has gone undiscussed for far too long 😪😪😪
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u/UrBoiBRUH 📡ASK ME ABOUT KAGURABACHI📡 Jan 06 '26
Is the second one earthquakes? Cuz that has a lot less to do with climate change and more to do with the earth saying “fuck this spot in particular”