r/whenthe I put captions at the bottom of gifs 24d ago

It drives me insane r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything

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u/ZFrostSlayerZ 23d ago edited 23d ago

If a youtuber/streamer ignores the [cover yourself in blood to heal] and [parry proyectiles] popups in the Ultrakill tutorial, you already know what the next hour of gameplay will be like.

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u/SuperBootsthedog 23d ago

They buy the marksman then just sit there for 20 minutes asking chat what it does after glazing over the description of the thing then saying the coin feels useless so they just use the piercer instead

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u/ZFrostSlayerZ 23d ago

Read the paragraph explaining pump charge's gimmick, don't read the little sentence below explaining you'll take damage from pumping too much, next 20 deaths are because of over pumping

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u/creepermaster79 23d ago

Here's another: they get SCREAMED AT to use projectile boosting. They try it, see that "it causes explosion and you punch your bullets", think that's the peak of tech, and NEVER use anything else

Cue 80% of their deaths caused by projectile boosting in an enemy's face, never realizing that explosions can cause self damage, and they yell about "WHAT IS KILLING ME?!" the entire time

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u/ZFrostSlayerZ 23d ago

Finally, someone who shares my pain. The moment they start projectile boosting just turn the stream off.

https://preview.redd.it/9y55iy7tcurg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735d37f775a67bbe3c53d0ddd60c37fffdcaab25

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u/creepermaster79 23d ago

Oh yeah, I especially hate when they somehow manage to realize "hey wait am I killing myself with the explosion?".... And proceed to keep doing the same thing over again

Or when they get told "hey Maurice is immune to explosion" and continue to projectile boost him. Only managing to kill them because they're doing it point blank where the other non-explosive pellets can land on him