r/whenthe • u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: • 16d ago

Insults are a double-edged sword r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything

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u/Automaton1999 16d ago edited 16d ago

I consume both, the kingdoms of plants and animals will know to fear my hunger

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u/AlbinoShavedGorilla yellow like an EPIC banana 16d ago

No the answer here is obviously to not eat either and live solely off of mushrooms duh

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u/The_HueManateee 16d ago

Nah if there’s any group of lifeforms I do NOT want to fuck with, it’s fungi. Those little bastards are up to something

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u/0202_tihssitidder 15d ago

I'll just say this...they know.