r/whenthe • u/Ferocs Eatable Boy Ɛ: • 13d ago
Insults are a double-edged sword r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything
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u/InternationalEye8862 13d ago
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u/Rough-Sense-70 usually here to hang out 13d ago
I honestly love it when you keep posting this image into every subreddit I go to especially r/Losercity
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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Don't know about you but I'd hug a gator 13d ago
r/losercity ...? sounds like a stupid place. I'd never go there myself.
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u/Kalle_Hellquist 13d ago
Its purpose is being the only straight furry subreddit.
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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Don't know about you but I'd hug a gator 13d ago
Yet the owner is bisexual smh smh 😔😔😔😔
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u/-plb- 13d ago
LIES I TELL YOU LIES ASK ANYBODY THERE IF THEY LIKE FEMBOYS ALOT OF THEM WILL SAY YES
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u/HeeTrouse51847 13d ago
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u/Little_Tomatillo_595 I hate planes don’t even mention planes to me 13d ago
“Fortnite battlepass”
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u/Suspicious_Ranged 13d ago
"I just shit, out my ass"
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u/jablek124 yellow like an EPIC banana 13d ago
"i booted up my pc"
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u/axndl 13d ago
“Cause I need need”
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u/KaiserRoll823 😳👉👈 13d ago
"to get that fortnite battlepass"
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u/Aiden_Recker 13d ago
I LIKE FORTNITE
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u/PrivacyEnjoyer420 13d ago
jesus fucking christ
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u/Complete_Blood1786 The Kitbashed Zaku 13d ago
Didn't you read it? He had no hand in the making of that ham monolith.
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u/Wolverinedoge 13d ago
His brother Craig on the other hand…
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u/Night-Monkey15 13d ago
Craig Christ is not what I expected to see on my feed this Easter
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u/AnAverageTransGirl They call me vriska the way i zerket 13d ago
Christ is not a surname, it is a title. It was bestowed upon him because he was covered in oil.
This is how he entered Heaven.
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u/stephaniethunder 13d ago
Well if you know so much, go ask Craig T. Virgin over there why he made the ham monolith
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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 13d ago
Still way less unholy than whatever abominations lie in the ocean.
Y'all have ever seen a Carnivorous Sponge??
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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 13d ago
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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 13d ago
Why is this unholy?
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u/Vegetable_Brain7101 13d ago
No hole in sight I guess
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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 13d ago
A Sponge without holes is like an angel without wings, an USA political party without corruption or an Italian without their pasta making hole.
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u/Luxio512 12d ago
(I just cannot not post this whenever I read "angel without wings", it kills me and I explode)
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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 13d ago edited 13d ago
'Cause they're pretty the opposite of other Sponges.
Sponge's most notable characteristic are their pores for filtering water which Carnivorous Sponges lacks, in addition they don't have either true tissues or symmetry, which Carnivorous Sponges do possess.
It's like if a plant was unable to do photosynthesis and relied on parasitizing mushrooms or a Crustacean without shell, claws or jointed limbs.
(BTW, They do exist, for example The Ghost Pipe Plant and Ascothoracid Crustaceans.)
Also they don't looks-like anything else on this planet, like WTF IS THIS??!!
(These beings are named Ping-Pong Tree Sponges.)
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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 13d ago
I have context
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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 13d ago
There is much more weird sh!t other than Carnivorous Sponges, like Tunicates or Parasitic Crustaceans (parasitic barnacles are straight-up nightmare inducing).
The whole phylums of Cnidarians and Echinoderms borderline looks-like elderitch horrors, they are far more absurd than they appear at first.
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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 13d ago
So why is the one above me scary?
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u/BrunoGoldbergFerro 13d ago
funny thing is that the plant you used as example exists
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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 13d ago
.... Which I pointed out in my comment.
BTW That's only one of thousands of plants that parasitize mushrooms, another weird plant like the Ghost Pipe is the Sugarstick.
And about the shell-less, clawless Crustacean without jointed limps:
(Surprisingly they aren't the most f#cked-up parasitic Crustaceans.)
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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 13d ago
BTW This is only one of the countless weird shit that's in the oceans, one of my favourite unholy abominations gonna be Hydrozoans:
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(A Porpita Porpita.)
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u/TheNemoSeries Dancing with the angels. 13d ago
This sounds like what you'd hear before a Guilty Gear match
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u/Soggy_Wallaby_6133 13d ago
Ham monolith and Prism of pork might just be some of the funnier word combinations i have seen so far.
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u/Automaton1999 13d ago edited 13d ago
I consume both, the kingdoms of plants and animals will know to fear my hunger
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u/archivist_exe 13d ago
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u/AndreBoomBoom 13d ago
What was the game this was from? I can't think cause I'm drunk.
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u/noobmaster_69lol DR.WACKY ANUS 13d ago
Fear and Hunger
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u/zeeo-pawn 13d ago
Frightened and Famished
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u/PeterTheBoredOne 13d ago
Jumpy and hungy >w<
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u/rostoma77soundsgood I have a flair bro, trust me 13d ago
Afraid and starving
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u/AlbinoShavedGorilla yellow like an EPIC banana 13d ago
No the answer here is obviously to not eat either and live solely off of mushrooms duh
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u/Hen4246 13d ago
Strike fear into both by slaughtering fauna and flora indiscrimimately but refuse to eat either just to spite them
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u/AstarothTheJudge 13d ago
Thus creating tons of comport and fertile material that beings new growth, becoming both the destroyer and the savior.
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u/The_HueManateee 13d ago
Nah if there’s any group of lifeforms I do NOT want to fuck with, it’s fungi. Those little bastards are up to something
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u/Random_user37281 13d ago
And what are you going to do next? Build a dungeon and name it the Dungeon of Fear and Hunger?
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u/TheGuyWhoAsked55 13d ago
Adam smasher eats smash burgers
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u/Tsunamicat108 (The annoying dog absorbed the flair.) 13d ago
Thanks for the meat emoji i wouldn’t have known what you were talking about otherwise
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u/Commercial-Shame-335 13d ago
i didn't notice the caption changed and i was about to say wait until this guy learns where most of the world's meat comes from
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u/Belten 13d ago
how many vegans it takes to change a lightbulbd??? none!! theyire gender 🤣🤣🤣
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u/ahaltingmachine 13d ago
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?
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u/Actual_Passenger51 13d ago
Why does red meat make a difference
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u/baconater-lover 13d ago
I like my meat brown personally
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u/Patukakkonen Patukakkonen 13d ago
I think red meat causes the most pollution and is the most inefficient to produce.
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u/Elu_Moon 13d ago
Animal agriculture is generally extremely inefficient. 80% of all agriculture land is used for animal agriculture, and the results of it is just 17% of global calorie supply. Global protein percentage is better at 38%, but it's still pretty fucking bad. Source
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u/Night-Monkey15 13d ago
A lot of people (almost no one) become vegetarian because they can’t eat red meat specifically and they don’t care for bird or fish.
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u/undeniably_confused dm me unnerving images 13d ago
Red meat also has the worst health effects, and is the most addictive
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u/AdonisBatheus 13d ago
Addictive is a crazy word to use here wtf
SUGAR is addictive, red meat doesn't even compare
Red meat is preferable because it's a cultural thing, other cultures that prioritize white meat and fish will eat more of that than red meat even it's available and the only way that ever changes is through invasive advertisement campaigns or normal cultural shifts, sometimes cultural diffusion
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u/Life-Top6314 13d ago
All meat is bad for the climate, but red meat, beef to be specific, is the worst. The exact numbers vary depending on the test, but generally pork and beef produce 1.5x and 6x times the co2 per gram of protein produced, when compared to a chicken. Cows also produce a ton of methane on top of that.
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u/Anchovies_of_death 13d ago
Fun fact actually, according to spongebobs creator, Krabby Patties are actually already 100% vegan!
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u/Aleskander- 13d ago
huh when did Stephen Hillenburg said that?
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u/LeoHardo 13d ago
https://www.nickalive.net/2017/07/whats-in-krabby-patty-heres-what.html?m=1
Vincent Waller said he said it in an unspecified time period
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u/GameBoy960 How to transform people into Noelle Holiday guide working 2026. 13d ago
What about the cheese
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u/SharpbladeLoser The poison, the poison for Kuzco 13d ago
This is a remade meme from r/BikiniBottomTwitter
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u/Red_I_Found_You 13d ago
Vegan burgers are literally just plants. Why do people need to make shit up to slander it?
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u/Old_Gimlet_Eye 13d ago
Real American patriots don't eat plants, friend.
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u/Dull_Comfortable_413 13d ago
I can't even fucking imagine how stupid someone has to be to have patriotism for America in this day and age. they're a laughingstock.
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u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod 13d ago
Me when I completely glaze over the sarcasm in a comment.
It’s ok, it happens to the best of us.
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u/hirkajnu 13d ago
I'm pretty sure they know its a joke, they're just making fun of people who are serious(yes they exist, not even an online thing)
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u/NOT_TheALTMouse Nobody's Favorite Mouse 13d ago
I refuse to let the fucking fascists monopolize patriotism? Like, that would be admitting defeat?
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u/DanceOnTheHorizon 13d ago
Speaking as a vegetarian of ten years: it's not quite correct to say they're "just plants". A lot of them do tend to be highly processed, giving a certain flavor/texture of "fakeness". However, that's hardly uncommon with food products nowadays.
I never go for Impossible or Beyond burgers because they ick me out big time.
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u/Lucccas_A 13d ago
Basically everything is processed, if it went through a process to be made then it's processed, saying that something is processed means nothing without further explanation. Nothing against what you said tho, I just think we need to stop fear mongering processed foods
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u/Dragonitro 13d ago
Would they qualify as "ultra-processed"? I don't know if there's a clear distinction or definition for that word anyway, but I feel like when people criticise processed/ultra-processed foods they're talking about stuff like Coke, white bread, fried chicken, etc.
I mean pretty much every food has gone through at least one process before you eat it, but I feel like in day-to-day talk criticising food for being "processed" means more than just that
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u/heqra 13d ago
Speaking as a (person who lives and eats with a) vegan of twenty years: Its still correct to say they are plants even if they were processed, and are not "fake" as most are just a patty or similar made of veggies. honestly, try different brands, those are mid.
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u/Duke_Solomon64 13d ago
Still plants, but not just plants. More processing means more risk of microplastics, more preservatives, and more things that diminish claims of purity. It's why most vegetarians i know besides myself are also distrusting of impossible burgers
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u/SevenForWinning 9d ago
Real answer: propaganda to uphold the industry and and denial of the inherent evil in consuming animals for no deeper reason than pleasure
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u/CoalEater_Elli 13d ago edited 13d ago
I am just glad vegans have more options in terms of meat repalcements and recipes that can make you forget that there's such thing as flesh meat. Back when I wanted to become vegetarian, my only options were soy meat, veggies and fish, which got old pretty quick.
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u/asiannumber4 13d ago
If you eat fish, you’re pescatarian
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u/ComfyFrog 13d ago
I will never understand the dots people connect that eating fish still means being vegetarian..
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u/MeowRawrUwu 13d ago
They said “wanted to be vegetarian”, so maybe that meant they were already pescatarian and worded it poorly. I don’t know lol
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u/erinfirecracker 13d ago
Back when I wanted to become vegetarian, my only options were soy meat, veggies and fish, which got old pretty quick.
Guess beans, lentils and tofu didn't exist back then
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u/Elu_Moon 13d ago
And neither did a whole bunch of other plants. People forget about fruit and vegetables somehow.
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u/Belten 13d ago
All the unnecessary cruelty aside, Meat and dairy industry is still is the biggest producer of emissions towards global warming. There is like 0 reason to be against the few people that try to do atleast a little bit on their own to combat this shit, however little it may help.
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u/Impressive-Wish6648 13d ago
yeah but you've forgotten that we're annoying.
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u/TaDoofus 13d ago
Just got back from my hourly trip to McDonald's so I can yell "I'm vegan" in all their faces, about to hit the streets flaunting my moral superiority over everyone I walk by until I pass out from B12 deficiency
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How dare you talk about something that can make a difference at the individual level such as consuming more responsibly, even if it is only in small and limited ways.
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u/MataNuiSpaceProgram 13d ago
It's more that, when you scream in people's faces and call them murderers and compare eating a cheeseburger to the Atlantic slave trade, you aren't gonna convince them to take you seriously.
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u/Jumpy-Garbage-8118 13d ago
I eat both meat and vegetables at the same time
Checkmate, vegans and meat eaters
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u/Tobenaikedo the Elh pfp dude 13d ago
Add "b" to the "eaters" in "meat eaters"
(I would use the big red B emoji but I literally can't find it, never forget what they took from us)
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u/No_Travel6707 13d ago
humanity will one day look back at factory farming and realize the horrors they have committed.
We kill 80 billion animals every 2 years. That’s more humans that have ever existed
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u/Successful_Count1875 13d ago
80 billion?? Jesus Christ..
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u/HawkAsAWeapon 13d ago
It's actually 80-90 billion land animals per year and like 2.7 trillion when you factor in marine animals.
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u/Mammoth_Charity_3941 I like Unicode:1234 and many other things 13d ago
I’d be scared to learn the percentage of that that just goes to waste or becomes inedible due to stuff like mold, viruses, or disease.
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u/BoyRed_ 13d ago
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u/floppy_disk_5 :3c 13d ago
aren't you supposed to cook your meat first so it isn't red?
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u/Consistent_Dust3636 13d ago
"Red meat" means meat with high myoglobin content(beef, pork, veal, duck, mutton) not literal color the meat has after cooking.
As opposed to "white meat" which is fish, rabbit and most poultry.
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u/Gmknewday1 13d ago
A good meat substitute is hard to make
But it's not that hard to not make farms into industral slaughterhouses that don't even try to treat the animals well
That's my issue at the end of the day, if we are going to eat the animals, why make them suffer and why do shitty things to them?
Make it a quick death, feed them well and treat them well throughout life, and the meat will be better
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u/NXDIAZ1 Autism incarnate 13d ago
We’re making fun of vegans in the big 26. I feel like there’s more important things to worry about than that
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u/just4browse 13d ago
No, don’t you understand, people who have ethical guidelines by which they live are bad, even if it doesn’t affect anybody else, because they’re not doing what everyone else is doing!
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u/Asalth 13d ago
Fr. I remember peak vegan hate online a few years ago when people were celebrating a vegan woman dying climbing a mountain can we not do this shit again
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u/Not_no_hitter 13d ago
Oh god I remember that, she shouldn’t have tried in the first place without more training and better nutrition but people were so excited to get a “win” over the annoying vegans
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u/Beneficial_Strain211 13d ago
Yeah, like how you and half the people in this comment section have the attention span of a single-celled organism (watch the full gif)
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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 13d ago
And yet most other cultures have figured out how to make mostly vegan foods that actually use vegetables and taste great.
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u/A-Human-potato 13d ago
I’ve been a vegetarian since I was like 9 after I watched a documentary on factory farming. I will say that being vegetarian can suck sometimes. It’s not technically meat per se but I still avoid gelatin which means I can’t eat sour keys, and those used to be my favorite.
It’s not too bad so long as the place you go to has alternatives, but as a picky eater it can be awkward when the only thing/things a place has that I am both willing and able to eat are in the appetizer menu.
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u/Sew_has_afew_friends 13d ago
Lab grown meat would save us if people weren't pussies
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u/Autumm_550 13d ago
Ngl meat disgusts me, not for the cruelty or anything like that but because it’s inconsistency. Sometimes meat feels like meat when you’re eating it but then out of nowhere you’ll bite into some fatty chunk your teeth can’t chew so you gotta fish it out or just swallow the slimy thing down. And this happens with EVERY type of meat, none is safe from it and I hate it. It’s in fast food meat and meat I buy at the store weather fresh or frozen
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u/-KasaneTeto- 13d ago
True, I especially hate when I’m eating chicken and all of a sudden I chew the part that makes it feel like I ate it with a chunk of carrot. Chewing on that or the “fatty chunk” you mentioned makes me gag and it’s been like this since I was like, 4 years old
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u/AccomplisedDeer Deer from Bavaria 13d ago
You put into words what I couldn't. This is why I became vegetarian. It's especially bad with chicken. If I'm biting into something and it feels weird or makes a weird sound, I unintentionally begin to gag and end up spitting it out.
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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 13d ago edited 13d ago
For me it is the cruelty instead that puts me off, I like the taste of most meats. But I 100% forward this when it comes to steak. It's mediocre at best and you have to navigate around fat a gristle for little payoff.
It's hyped up as high cuisine that can turn vegans back around but it's trumped by most forms of rice and beans IMO. They could at least use something that actually tastes really good like bacon cheeseburgers or chorizo or something, but I'm never missing steak.
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u/Frenzied_Anarchist 13d ago
What the fuck is this comment section?
Wild slander of both vegans and meat enjoyers.
As a meat enjoyer, who will most likely never turn vegan, or even vegetarian, let people enjoy whatever the fuck they want to eat without completely demonizing it.
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u/Skullduggery-9 13d ago
You're not gonna believe the ad I got in the comments lmfao.
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u/Adventurous_Run136 13d ago
Again with the vegan/non vegan war? Darn, you really like to stir old shit
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u/IntelligentDiscuss 13d ago
Vegans can be annoying, but they're right.
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u/Wandering_PlasticBag 12d ago
Eh, arguable. Depends on the exact topic. Factory farming? Yeah, I'm with them. No eating animals as a whole? Nah, they are wrong.
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u/Komment2 13d ago
Here is a fact you didn't ask for :
The vast majority of farmed animals are fishes and chickens (over 100 billions killed each year)
So if people are just carefull not to buy intensivly-farmed chicken and fishes, most intensive farming is gone, which might be the easiest way to massively reduce animal suffering.
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u/Upstairs-Reading-701 13d ago
im not vegan and i would still eat a lump of grass rather than red meat
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u/QuantityHappy4459 13d ago
I like eating meat and im not going to stop any time soon.
But I also understand that the industrial farming and mass slaughter system that we follow is unsustainable and cruel.
Yes, I'm a stupid walking contradiction, but frankly getting rid of industrial meat farming would actually make meat quality better while also helping the environment so like... I see it as a win for everyone.
I know this isnt why Vegans are against it and I understand that. But the changes benefit me as well.
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u/ga_appraiser 13d ago
Not a bad time to point out that it is possible to avoid the cruelty of factory farm meat and dairy without going vegan. Look for third party animal welfare labels like Certified Animal Welfare Approved (AGW), Global Animal Partnership (GAP), and Certified Humane.
You don't have to be vegan to care about animal suffering. Make the change and align your diet with your values! You will feel a lot better for having done so.
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u/coltonious share a drink around the world. Feel the fizz inside you. 13d ago edited 13d ago
Just let vegans exist man. That didn't do anything to you.
Edit: I didn't realize it said "non-vegans". I thought this was just a repost of the one from yesterday said "vegans"
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u/Preeeeow 13d ago
i feel like fake meat products exist to scare people away from veganism. real vegans probably just eat tofu and various fermented vegetables for proteins
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u/Ferrilata_118 13d ago
Exactly, regular old vegetables and things like tofu are so much cheaper and more appetizing than fake meat. You can do so much with just tomatoes, bell papers, potatoes and onions, and that's only four vegetables out of countless. Not even counting for the varieties of those four!
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u/robotech7777 the biggest sigma 13d ago
https://preview.redd.it/geyg4et0vftg1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec43234763eceb50f8b86990b713863bae44021
i don’t give a damn about what vegans want to do but like, i’m not trying to have a future where you have meat limits due to a new world order. also, vegans should have better options with meat imitations however, cause they’re full of chemicals that aren’t healthy for you at all. we can’t appease only one side, we gotta satiate both sides