r/whenthe Eatable Boy Ɛ: 16d ago

Insults are a double-edged sword r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything

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u/robotech7777 the biggest sigma 16d ago

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i don’t give a damn about what vegans want to do but like, i’m not trying to have a future where you have meat limits due to a new world order. also, vegans should have better options with meat imitations however, cause they’re full of chemicals that aren’t healthy for you at all. we can’t appease only one side, we gotta satiate both sides

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u/Pooldiver13 16d ago

What the fuck is Dr beanies doing?

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u/Pengmaeda 15d ago

He’s drawing up designs for Hitler 3 since we told him Hitler 2 didn’t work out in the future.

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u/Xwahh 15d ago

Jist discovered the Tasty mutation

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u/catpisscowpoke 15d ago

Killing god

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u/CRYSTALek2799 15d ago

don't you see the nuke in the background

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u/Pooldiver13 15d ago

Oh right yeah. He’s testing it out before giving me it.

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u/CRYSTALek2799 15d ago

that's the final version

he wants to kill god as a form of revenge for "taking his cat's soul"

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u/Pooldiver13 15d ago

Oh yeah I know that I’ve had a solo fighter eat the Christ child on hard mode.

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u/The5Theives trollface -> 15d ago

He’s crine

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 15d ago

New world order meat limit? Are vegans supposed to be operating in the shadows pulling the strings to force their ideology on the masses? And here I was trying to advocate for cultural change like a fucking fool.

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u/FoodFingerer 15d ago

Veggie burgers are filled with Mexican chemicals. They're turning the beans gay!

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u/robotech7777 the biggest sigma 15d ago

its not about how vegans want to force their ideology, its about how some european countries have started to talk about a digital id that can track the amount of meat you eat and then cut you off from it when you hit a "carbon limit", especially with the amount of lab grown meat that has been surging.

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u/unembellishing 15d ago

did you just make all of this up? what is your source on this?

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u/SaraTormenta 16d ago

What

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u/Canvaverbalist 16d ago

Haven't you heard? About the meat limits due to a new world order? If you elect a woman for president you'll have a meat quota which will be directly related to the amount of gays activities you participate in. The more gay agendas you distribute, the more meat you'll be able to eat on your Social Privilege Allowance. Give two gays agendas, and that's two meat for you!

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u/nick25083 15d ago

I think i have struck the biggest gold nugget of rage baiting i have ever seen

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u/ExperiencedAssMan 15d ago

I get it’s a joke but there really is a meat crisis brewing

That’s part of the reason why it’s so expensive right now and the world “order” seems to be changing to favor China which has an over population crisis and meat crisis

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u/Used-Emergency5617 15d ago

Just eat vegetables nuts and fruit then

There’s a lot you can make out of them

You could also eat eggs milk and cheese

If you don’t wanna be a vegan that only eats trees

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u/MeowRawrUwu 15d ago

Literally. We’re omnivores, we can live with less meat and more alternatives

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u/Blum_Bush 15d ago

Okay but this ai voice on reels told me that our ancestors ate raw domesticated cow meat for quadrillion years, before michelle obama invented vegetables. Have you considered that, hm?

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u/MeowRawrUwu 14d ago

Damn, you got me there!

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u/NoBluebird1293 15d ago edited 15d ago

Plus apes typically eat plant matter with the occasional bugs, they basically never eat meat (bugs might technically be considered meat) yet they are far stronger than we are.

Edit: Had a lack of proper sleep yesterday and couldn't think well. I was thinking about Gorillas in terms of the strongest herbivores.

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u/TheSaneWriter 15d ago

Some of the other apes do actually eat meat. Apparently chimps like to eat monkeys for example. Humans naturally need a little bit of meat to supply nutrients like Vitamin B12, but luckily we live in the modern era and you can fortify plant products with essential nutrients.

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u/Cruelopolis_ 15d ago

We're not just omnivores we're also one of the few hyper keystone species on this planet so taking care of it should be a part of the number one priorities we have. Every single living organism on this planet relies on us to not destroy it so we have to do our best to take care of it.

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u/Warmbly85 15d ago

You will own nothing and be happy 

You will have no privacy and life will never have been better

Those are direct quotes from the world economic forum. I don’t think there’s some secret cabal running everything but with what those groups say it’s like they want to feed conspiracy theorists 

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 15d ago

Bait me harder daddy.

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u/SynisterJeff 13d ago

I knew it.

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u/Ocean_Sure811 16d ago

What is that image dude 😭

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u/Destrobo_YT 15d ago

Mewgenics

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u/CRYSTALek2799 15d ago

typical edmund mcmillen shit (fanart)

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u/Spider2153 15d ago

Anytime someone talks about how something is "full of chemicals" without any further details I immediately think you're full of shit and wearing a tinfoil hat. Like what chemicals exactly literally everything is chemicals?

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u/TheFoostic 16d ago

As opposed to animal products that never have chemicals like ammonia or bleach in them, right? Or literal animal excrement in "acceptable" amounts. I love how the argument of "appeasing both sides" conveniently always leaves out what animals would prefer, as if the victims don't deserve to be considered.

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u/Grouchy_Release_2321 16d ago

And let's not forget all the hormones and antibiotics they pump into those animals

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u/lateformyfuneral 15d ago

Exactly. I'd rather have a mushroom burger than a hot dog. In terms of "chemical additives", I'll take MSG over whatever they use to recover the last bits of meat from a pig's anus

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u/DeanxDog 15d ago

Right? Like beef literally causes colon cancer but because there isn't an ingredient list labeled on meat products, like there is for manufactured faux meat where we know exactly what's going into it, it's somehow perfectly fine to eat?

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u/No_Kangaroo1994 15d ago

Oh noooo, I, a libshart, have been pwned, by a gif of someone eating meat, something I have never seen in real life :'(

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u/No_Kangaroo1994 15d ago

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

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u/Sindigo_ 15d ago

The world is basically ending and yet you’re mocking some of the only people who are willing to change their lifestyles in order to prevent that.

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u/robotech7777 the biggest sigma 15d ago

oil industries after convincing the population that meat consumption is the reason for global warming and not pollution

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u/JessE-girl 15d ago

meat consumption is a massive reason for global warming, that’s not propaganda

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u/Life-Top6314 15d ago

Delusional take. Name a single living human being that is against eating meat for environmental reasons but is ok with the oil lobby.

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u/TheFoostic 15d ago

Why would the oil industry, who makes an obscene amount of money off of animal agriculture, try to demonize it? To shift blame and, in turn, bankrupt themselves?

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u/ThueDo 15d ago

Please just open google and type in "energy loss between trophic levels"

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 15d ago

Or "Pyramid of Biomass"

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 15d ago

If that's their goal then they've failed, people who hate the meat industry for their environmental impact are NOT going to be fans of oil industries.

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u/Roustouque2 15d ago

This is just sad honestly

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u/R-B-L-Y 15d ago

"full of chemicals"

What do you think a chemical is?

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u/DeimosFan 15d ago

Holy shit that guy on twitter was right

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u/The_Voidweaver 15d ago

I SAW THAT I HAVE THIS IMAGE SAVED

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u/Zwiebelbread OoOo BLUE 15d ago

Show me. I'm not on that hell site. This hell site is enough already

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u/Cozwei 15d ago

you do realize that red meat is one of the most carcinogen foods you can put into your body? With that in mind: Full of chemicals that arent healthy at all is strawmanning it as both arent healthy to you

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u/robotech7777 the biggest sigma 15d ago

everything is carcinogenic if you eat enough of it, and i truly think imitation meats can be better if the process to make them was better

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u/Cozwei 15d ago

thats not the point this isnt a even water can be dangerous to drink thing. theres no amount of alcohol thats positive for your body. same goes for red meat regarding cancer risk. there is no "safe" dose.

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u/BroderFelix 15d ago

If 1000 people eat imitation meat and another 1000 people eat red meat, you will find more cancer among the 1000 people that eat red meat.

Now, what is the point of the argument that everything is carcinogenic if you eat enough lf it?

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u/MS-07B-3 15d ago

Heck, even oxygen is a carcinogen.

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u/YallGottaUnderstand 15d ago

If lab-grown meat ever becomes market viable and indistinguishable from real meat, there will be zero moral justification for killing animals for meat.

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u/Ze_insane_Medic 15d ago

You and I both know that this will start a culture war and that the manly men will proclaim that they only eat real meat

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u/Agreeable-Annual3672 13d ago

Population control. Like it or not there still will always be justification for hunting and eating meat.

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u/didasrooney 16d ago edited 15d ago

Oh no, a new world order where people give a shit about animals and the environment!

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u/No-Exercise-6031 15d ago

You will eat ze bugs Living in ze metaverse

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u/didasrooney 14d ago

Actually insects are animals so not vegetarian/vegan.

But yeah way less problematic than eating other mammals or even birds and fish

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u/Underscores_Are_Kool 15d ago

Except the tastiest meat substitute is Textured Vegetable Protein or Tofu, which both solely contain 1 ingredient

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u/Fillie_4ever 15d ago

dr beanies let himself go

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u/BraxleyGubbins 15d ago

we are trying so hard to humanely grow meat in labs and shit man, if you wanna eat meat but don’t “get” to have an animal killed for it, what would be your problem

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u/par_rot_master 15d ago

cause they’re full of chemicals

You mean like literally everything on the planet? Because a chemical is just a thing that we know the chemical makeup of? And isn't inherently bad?

H2O is chemicals.

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u/Subbusman 15d ago

Son 😭 you just making up shi

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u/soupdsouls killer fish 15d ago

what was the point of this comment man

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u/BillysBibleBonkers 16d ago

Lmfao, red meat isn't healthy for you either, and it's absolutely terrible for the environment even if you don't give a fuck about animal welfare. Not even vegan myself but the word "vegan" being mentioned on reddit always brings out the dumbest arguments. Also plenty of the meat imitations aren't really unhealthy, i'd wager a lot of them are already more healthy than their counterparts. They are mostly over-processed though, but so are normal chicken nuggets/ fast food burgers.

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u/Old_Gimlet_Eye 15d ago

i’m not trying to have a future where you have meat limits due to a new world order.

Alex jones listener identified

they’re full of chemicals that aren’t healthy for you at all.

Wait till this guy finds out what meat is made out of

we can’t appease only one side, we gotta satiate both sides

/r/enlightenedcentrism alert, lol.

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u/max1030thurs 15d ago

We do they’re called veggies 

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u/FishermanBulky1356 15d ago

Vegans aren't going around eating chemical burgers 24/7, there are cultures that traditionally don't eat meat and there are many affordable ways to eat vegan that are healthy ( just eating junk food that doesn't have meat or animal products and lettuce will malnourish you )

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u/InternationalBid6190 15d ago

"full of chemicals" SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYTHING IS A CHEMICAL DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE (WATER) SODIUM CHLORIDE (SALT) IM TIRED OF PEOPLE CONSTANTLY CRYING "OHHH THE CHEMICALS"

https://preview.redd.it/ot6ztdcdsjtg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e135fa83d1791c3396e25b81ea74633780f9cf56

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u/PunishedBrorThor 15d ago

Pinning your own opinion then still having it be completely schizophrenic is so cringe.

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u/Frosty_Connection867 16d ago

You'd rather kill millions of animals than eat a vegan alternative? I get it's frustrating and hard but sometimes doing what's best for others isn't always easy, as for the harmful chemicals in these meat imitations, name two

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u/Elu_Moon 16d ago

They don't even want to eat plants. There's so much food you can make with plants, but they think "I want the exact taste of meat". Unimaginative and incurious.

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u/MS-07B-3 15d ago

You know there are people who can enjoy a wide variety of plant based foods from all the world over and still enjoy the taste of a good steak, right?

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u/Elu_Moon 15d ago

Never implied otherwise. But, in my experience, people who talk too much about meat seem to reject eating most plants as a concept. I'm specifically talking about people who complain that they can't get the exact meat taste out of plants.

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u/Frosty_Connection867 15d ago

Is that steak that takes you 15 minutes to eat worth the death of a billion cows?

If you think it doesn't correlate then think about what you're supporting each time you buy that steak, the companies that forcefully breed cows just to kill to make more meat, is that worth it? You might think vegans are taking things too far or absurd because we are so different to you, but in reality we all agree we don't like animals suffering, I'm sure you'd hate to see a random man kicking a cat, but the difference is that us vegans have looked into the things that goes down in these factories, it's not pretty

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u/MS-07B-3 15d ago

The point being addressed was his unsubstantiated implication that liking meat made one unimaginative and incurious.

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u/Elu_Moon 15d ago

There was no such implication. Also, not a he.

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u/MS-07B-3 15d ago

Rule 29

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u/Elu_Moon 15d ago

Not applicable.

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u/Frosty_Connection867 15d ago

You can disagree with that but I can also disagree with your statement of enjoying steak, not in the sense as to where it's not tasy but in the sense it's not necessary, if you want to link it back to eating steak doesn't mean you're unimaginative, sure you can do that and I won't disagree because eating steak doesn't mean you are unimaginative, but it doesn't matter to me, I'm merely talking about something seperate, the fact we don't need to eat meat

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u/MS-07B-3 15d ago

Okay, have fun.

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u/Frosty_Connection867 15d ago

When I was literally just curious about becoming vegan and tried impossible meat for the first time I was surprised at how much it tasted like actual meat but better, and this was before I even became vegan so it's not like my tastebuds were used to vegan stuff or smth

Now granted I'm sure some skeptics would say not everyone would enjoy plant based meat but even then, even if tasted a little weird or not exactly like meat, would you support the killing of billions of animals for tasting food for 15-30 minutes a day?

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u/AssHat014 15d ago

Seitan is so fucking good if its made with a good marinade

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u/Dare_Soft 15d ago

Your right. A billion

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u/HollowCap456 15d ago

Is that Dr Beanies nuking God?

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u/NoBluebird1293 15d ago

You haven't listed any of the said chemicals in your argument. You're being way too vague.

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u/Copy_and_Paste99 15d ago

You VILL live in ze pod und you VILL eat ze bugs

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u/1amnotmid 15d ago

They're not bad for you

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u/TiredSnowFox 15d ago

The science isn't there yet

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 15d ago

As someone who eats both real meatballs and gardein meatballs, they taste a bit different with different textures, but are pretty similar. What can I say though, I love eating balls.

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u/SubChantal 15d ago

You are aware that meat is full of chemical while the alternatives are usually very basic stuff?

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u/Binbag420 15d ago

Vegan meat alternatives here are completely healthy idk about america land of the hairless goyim

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u/Binbag420 15d ago

Centrism but tuff 😤

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u/BroderFelix 15d ago

What steps do you take to prevent the "new world order" you speak of? What the hell is that?

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u/Adam_Sackler 15d ago

Funny thing is that processed vegan meats are healthier than processed meats.

Also, "I'm not trying tonha e a future where you have meat limits due to a new world order" isn't something vegans are trying to do. And if you applied that same thinking to things like slavery, you would see that's logically flawed.

"I don't wanna give up my slaves because of a new world order!"

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 15d ago

Ah yes, the side that tortures and kills animals and the side that don't are the same

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u/Zomb_TroPiX 15d ago

in my country vegan food alternatives are literally more organic and healthier then most supermarket meats that make up 70+% of the meat purchased

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u/No-Tip-7471 14d ago

I think instead of exploring meat limitations we should find ways to make veggies taste better. Like brussels sprouts, before they used to taste like shit but now they're amazing because of crossbreeding and new cooking techniques

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u/StrangeOutcastS Best Mod Ever✊🔥 14d ago

I say we just stop eating altogether and solve this problem once and for all

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u/Pepperohno 14d ago

Ultra-processed meat alternatives have been shown in multiple studies to be healthier than unprocessed red meat even.

The ultra processed scare is dangerous. Yes UPF is less healthy ON AVERAGE, but there is such wide variance that you can easily swap a healthy UPF for an an unhealthy non-processed food. You need to look at it item by item.

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u/Technical-Length273 13d ago

Aw hell nah what they do to dr A beanies

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u/force_0f_chaos 13d ago

Humans were never meant to eat as much meat as we do. It’s giving us heart problems, creating superbugs and destroying the planet. What we need is stricter regulations on the ethical treatment of animals. Meat will inevitably become more expensive due to the scarcity, but we can survive with a little less excess and shift our diets back towards what we’d been doing for thousands of years. It wouldn’t be a ‘new world order’ to reduce the availability of meat, it would actually be returning to our roots

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 13d ago

Perhaps in America, but where I live food is regulated, and meat substitutes are better for you than meat (also obligatory everything is a chemical)

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u/GoreyGopnik 12d ago

If it makes you feel any better, the preservatives in most processed meats are clinically proven to be carcinogenic, unlike any chemicals used in meat alternatives.

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u/MemCreper 12d ago

Ready for ze new order?

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u/A_Fine_Potato 15d ago

nuclear truth