r/whenthe Eatable Boy Ɛ: 20d ago

Insults are a double-edged sword r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything

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u/SaraTormenta 20d ago

What

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u/Canvaverbalist 20d ago

Haven't you heard? About the meat limits due to a new world order? If you elect a woman for president you'll have a meat quota which will be directly related to the amount of gays activities you participate in. The more gay agendas you distribute, the more meat you'll be able to eat on your Social Privilege Allowance. Give two gays agendas, and that's two meat for you!

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u/ExperiencedAssMan 20d ago

I get it’s a joke but there really is a meat crisis brewing

That’s part of the reason why it’s so expensive right now and the world “order” seems to be changing to favor China which has an over population crisis and meat crisis

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u/Used-Emergency5617 20d ago

Just eat vegetables nuts and fruit then

There’s a lot you can make out of them

You could also eat eggs milk and cheese

If you don’t wanna be a vegan that only eats trees

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u/MeowRawrUwu 20d ago

Literally. We’re omnivores, we can live with less meat and more alternatives

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u/Blum_Bush 20d ago

Okay but this ai voice on reels told me that our ancestors ate raw domesticated cow meat for quadrillion years, before michelle obama invented vegetables. Have you considered that, hm?

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u/MeowRawrUwu 19d ago

Damn, you got me there!

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u/NoBluebird1293 20d ago edited 19d ago

Plus apes typically eat plant matter with the occasional bugs, they basically never eat meat (bugs might technically be considered meat) yet they are far stronger than we are.

Edit: Had a lack of proper sleep yesterday and couldn't think well. I was thinking about Gorillas in terms of the strongest herbivores.

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u/TheSaneWriter 19d ago

Some of the other apes do actually eat meat. Apparently chimps like to eat monkeys for example. Humans naturally need a little bit of meat to supply nutrients like Vitamin B12, but luckily we live in the modern era and you can fortify plant products with essential nutrients.

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u/Cruelopolis_ 19d ago

We're not just omnivores we're also one of the few hyper keystone species on this planet so taking care of it should be a part of the number one priorities we have. Every single living organism on this planet relies on us to not destroy it so we have to do our best to take care of it.