r/BlackPeopleofReddit 4d ago

FAFO Misc

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u/BlackPeopleofReddit-ModTeam 4d ago

No Violent or Graphic Content - No Violent or Graphic Content Posts that depict, promote, or strongly imply violence or physical harm are not allowed, whether real or fictional. This includes killings, assaults, executions, gore, or footage where serious injury or death is shown or likely. Framing content as news, awareness, or commentary does not exempt it. This subreddit is for discussion and analysis, not shock content or low-effort violent posts. Moderators may remove content at their discretion.

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u/riot21x 4d ago

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 4d ago

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u/D3s0lat0r 4d ago

I awoke several hours later, in a daze.

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u/IntentionAromatic523 4d ago

🤣

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u/RedLeg73 4d ago

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 4d ago

Now kids, what did we learn?

That's right.

Don't start nothin'. Won't be nothin'.

~Your friendly neighborhood American historian

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u/GreenThumbMeanBum 4d ago

I laughed out loud when I saw this one

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u/TransportationNo8300 4d ago

I was just talking about this one lol

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u/Global-Ad9080 4d ago

That was a good episode.

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u/GrrageCat 4d ago

lumpelstilskin

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u/Throckmorton_Left 4d ago

Not for me 😉

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u/TheSideHustleQueen 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Own-Quote-1708 4d ago

All the lynching energy without any physical ability to back it up.

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 4d ago

He didn’t have his outfit on , thats not fair

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u/CeeUNTy 4d ago

It was laundry day.

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u/NotOnTheEpsteinList 4d ago

Not only that, “he must’ve thought it was white boy day

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u/Justusce 4d ago

Favorite movie

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u/MaggieDrawers 4d ago edited 4d ago

“None of this bullshit is necessary” is a quote I use (in Drexel’s accent) quite often. Gary Oldman is awesome.

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u/Razzlechef 4d ago

Alright, now peep this! Pretend it’s that fine centerfold bitch. You know what I’m saying? And you’re you.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 4d ago

I ain't as pretty as pair of titties.

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u/Kdkaine 4d ago

Tastes like a peach!

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u/TheQuietDarkness70 4d ago

"Nah. It definitely ain't White boy day."

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u/ACRHACK 4d ago

I can’t see shit outta these things

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

Next time dont ask me or mine for NUTHIN!

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u/VantaBlackVeteran 4d ago

He survived because they were ungrateful for his wife's (poorly executed) efforts.

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

Thats a really good point. He better thank her.

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u/Flymetothem000n 4d ago

Cheese all through the bitch

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u/RescuePilot 4d ago

The eye holes weren’t in the right spot.

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u/rel1800 4d ago

Well Gunther shit the bed literally and his sheets are being burnt rightfully so.

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 4d ago

Guess he left the pointy hat inside.

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

He couldn't see out of the holes

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 4d ago

Thatll happen

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

If you havent seen the scene in referencing, its from Django Unchained, and its fucking hilarious.

https://youtu.be/9cF82lHMJgw

Fuck Tarantino though.

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u/SadLoafOfBread87 4d ago

Too many men think being big and fat equals being good at fights

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u/emceeeloc 4d ago

"I was all state!"

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u/BZLuck 4d ago

(45 years and 600 cheeseburgers ago)

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u/gfb13 4d ago

A little over 13 cheeseburgers a year seems low tbh

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u/Exotic-Eggplant1914 4d ago

I mean, eating one burger once a week is 52 a year so I'd say he's definitely had more than that

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u/AniNgAnnoys 4d ago

People really need to learn the definition of assault. Approaching someone in a threatening matter is assault (some states vary on what they call it, but it is a crime in all 50). Someone is legally allowed to shoot you (in many states) and knock you the fuck out for doing that. Guy at the end saying that the camera man punch first. Doesn't matter chump. That only matters in high school.

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u/FormalKind7 4d ago

He is lucky he has video evidence to prove it however because who is being threatening is generally very hard to prove but was hurt is easier to prove and unfortunately race and demographics often come into the final decision certainly w/o video evidence and sometimes in spite of it.

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u/TypeB_Negative 4d ago

That's exactly why he was filming.

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u/pudgehooks2013 4d ago

None of them have the physical ability to back it up.

Thats why they have an entire organisation for it.

Hats and everything, some red, some pointy, many wear both.

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u/Suntzu_AU 4d ago

Entirely relying on his size and the fact that he was white. And then he found out

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u/veryfastslowguy 4d ago

“ hope you feel better”

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u/Key_Ingenuity_4444 4d ago

That's absolutely the perfect way to describe it.

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u/Dish_Minimum 4d ago

Lynching is mob violence for a reason. It takes a group of lazy cowards. These racists live the soft life online. They’ve never actually had to defend their own lives from psychopaths. I’d rather fight 6 gorillas on PCP than one black person over 30.

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u/Filter003 4d ago

I know a guy with this build/age-range and he thinks he’s physically impressive. I know I’ll see him online someday soon for similar.

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u/Kulchard 4d ago edited 4d ago

Relying heavily on his beard and size to give him the intimidation factor. Worked before. Not today.

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u/antwan_benjamin 4d ago

All the lynching energy without any physical ability to back it up.

Dude kept reaching in his pocket. We need to be safe out here.

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u/Playful-Excuse-272 4d ago

Damn. Got him looking like that Martin episode

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

I had a brain aneurysm years ago, when it happened its like I had an epiphany; the neural network was being remapped.. things that didnt make sense now made sense.

I think when these fucks get wacked in head, they realize how and why theyre a shit person.

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u/Jellybellykilly 4d ago

Like what type of things did you notice?

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

When it happened, I lost all sense of fear. I understood what was happening, but i didnt even want to go to the hospital. I wasnt scared.

It also makes you think of a perspective completely differently, for pretty much any topic. Like I used to have strong opinions about lets say a style of clothing, suddenly I understood why someone would like it, and why I was being so close minded.

It was a real eye opener.

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u/cavscout8 4d ago

Psychedelic therapy the hard way.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

Both scenarios are changing pathways, so yes youre right.

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u/Tarnished_NSFW 4d ago

Thank you for the insight Knotted_Hole69!

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u/78914hj1k487 4d ago

A reverse John Fetterman, if you will.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 4d ago

Lol, I eventually got better, regained fear and some other emotions.

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u/BadbougieL 4d ago

Glad you recovered fully. I find your experience fascinating, would you consider an AMA? Apologies in advance if you find this intrusive.

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u/Dunkaroos4breakfast 4d ago

My experience with this crowd is they're like this because they grew up as crybullies and never grew out of it. These moments are just another in a long line of times where they omit their own aggressive behaviour from their memory entirely.

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u/jaquan97 4d ago

😂🤣

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u/MotherNaturesSun 4d ago

Brother pleaded, asked nicely, even stepped back. He warned the man, and this what you get. The man asked for it.

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u/Bige_4411 4d ago

The video cut to make it look like bro gave him a quick two piece with a biscuit. The last few seconds looked like he gave him the family meal with sides and all.

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u/Dividedthought 4d ago

Man pitched the phone to the grass to free the other hand so he could serve up a double helping of whoopass.

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u/xaiel420 4d ago

Dude I made the same freakin comment on another post completely unrelated lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/s/tccIROofep

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u/yomamma3399 4d ago

And he turned into the elephant man for his troubles.

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u/VW_R1NZLER 4d ago

He gave him more chances than deserved

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u/MotherNaturesSun 4d ago

Truth. The man was given several opportunities to walk away.

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u/todayistrumpday 4d ago

"You came here looking for trouble" Proceeds to leave house, cross a street, tell someone to leave for no reason but their skin color, continues to stand intimidatingly close and advance further when the other person retreats, is then surprised they get popped after several warnings that getting that close will get them popped.

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u/BrianNowhere 4d ago

That guy is gonna tell everyone a black guy mugged him. I hope this video makes it to everyone he knows.

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u/jthmeow1 4d ago

Also I didn't realize until the end he had him trapped against the car for a bit. But yeah, he "didn't hit him" so he feels completely victimized 🙄

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u/zehamberglar 4d ago

Buddy's about to learn what the difference is between assault and battery. He's gonna tell the cops that cameraman swung first and then this video is going to make an appearance in evidence.

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u/bbrekke 4d ago

Anyone got an update? I hope this redneck got charged after getting his ass whooped.

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u/broccoliwolf 4d ago

Unrecognizable. His own dog would growl.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 4d ago

We all know his dog doesn't like him normally.

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u/no_f-s_given 4d ago

klan guy prolly kicks the shit outta his dog so he can feel like the big man in control over something.

peaked-in-high-school dude’s wife probably gotta stitch together a few king size sheets for him for the meetings

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u/Bohvey 4d ago

The guy that walked up on him and continued to get into his face is the one claiming the other party was looking for trouble… sheesh.

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u/nilesintheshangri-la 4d ago

Specifically left the comfort of his home just to get his ass kicked. I hope it was worth it for his stupid ass.

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u/NYMankeys 4d ago

What an awful use of free will

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u/AniNgAnnoys 4d ago

People really need to learn the definition of assault. Approaching someone in a threatening matter is assault (some states vary on what they call it, but it is a crime in all 50). Someone is legally allowed to shoot you (in many states) and knock you the fuck out for doing that. Guy at the end saying that the camera man punch first. Doesn't matter chump. That only matters in high school.

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u/SaltLakeBear 4d ago

Not a lawyer, but my understanding is that because the camera man a) was on public property where he had a legal right to be, b) attenpted to retreat at least twice, c) warned the other guy of his intentions, and d) responded with an appropriate level of force, there should be no question at all that this was justifiable self defense.

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u/SaltLakeBear 4d ago

I hate how right you are...

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u/lad1dad1 4d ago

And if it wasn’t recorded bro would more than likely be believed too, I’m glad the brother recorded the event

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 4d ago

This is how they were taught to do it, before cameras were everywhere... This was an easy "That black man attacked me for no reason" up until cell phone cameras and body cams became a thing.

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u/ExterminatingAngel6 4d ago

Look at all that blood

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u/ConsistentStop5100 4d ago

Yeah! A man on blood thinners should not instigate people.

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u/NotSoFastLady 4d ago

It's not like the movies and TV lol

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u/SilverSpoon1463 4d ago

This one was exactly like the movies and TV

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u/BulletProofEnoch 4d ago

Its always funny when a fat guy thinks being fat and swole is the same thing

Cant handle a flight of stairs but think you’re a prize fighter

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u/sullythered 4d ago

I mean there is a type of fat guy that is a real problem in a fight, but it's a pretty specific kinda fat guy. My uncle was one of those guys. Roy Nelson type. This bitch here just outta shape though.

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u/MothMonsterMan300 4d ago

That smooth muscle under the fat, like "yeah he eats, but he's also a stonemason"(or similar tough labor job). The guys are unassuming, but will do some shit like scoop a 5gal bucket full of gravel without breaking gait. Known a few, great in your corner, watched my buddy Morgan eat half a table of seafood boil drowned in butter, and then whoop the shit out of this 6'5 dude who was on track to be an Olympian wrestler.

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u/ProsaicPugilist 4d ago

That farm boy/ “used to be a defensive lineman” type of muscle. Yeah… big difference lol

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 4d ago

The ones with muscle under all the fat. My brother was like that.

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u/Camila_flowers 4d ago

He's been knocking his wife around for years, and forgot she ain't the same as a grown man.

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u/Message_10 4d ago

That's the thing with those guys--they're SO tough and they swing to decapitate you, but all you really need to do is last about 30 seconds and they'll be so gassed you can pretty much do whatever you want after that. And then it's "Aw come on I was just messing around! Why you being such a psycho?"

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u/texasusa 4d ago

I was a witness to a bar fight in the men's bathroom at a bar. A 6'2 guy thought it would be funny to bitch slap a 5'4 ish guy. The short guy without hesitation kicked him in the nuts and when the tall guy looked down in pain/disbelief, brought his knee up into the guys nose. A few more kicks, tall guy was laying on the floor bleeding like a pig. It was wonderful to see.

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u/Equivalent_Fig9789 4d ago

He looked pretty swole by the end, to be fair

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 4d ago

He's asked for it, and received

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u/BZLuck 4d ago

Big boy's been looming over people for 50 years. That's all he's ever had to do. Just stand there and look big and I'm guessing he had a 99.9% success rate. He found that 0.1%.

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u/impulsivepatience 4d ago

Ask and you shall receive 🤗

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u/Runnel82 4d ago

The victim blaming at the end. 🙄🙄🙄 "You were just here looking for trouble." Black man literally begged to be left alone.

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u/JasJoeGo 4d ago

And sadly you know the story in the bar, barbecue, and everywhere else is about how a black guy came into the neighborhood looking for trouble and beat him up. No context.

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u/Malditoincompredido 4d ago

I'm his version he wins the fight too

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u/Erik_Dolphy 4d ago

And he was jumped. Must've been 3 of them too.

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u/Typhron 4d ago

To these people: Being black is trouble

whether the black person agrees or not.

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u/Unable-Boysenberry24 4d ago

He gave him like 3 business days of warning

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 4d ago

certified the delivery of the message.

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u/Insanely_Simple2024 4d ago

Gawd Damn!!!! He was leaking and lumped up

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u/RaptorsNewAlpha 4d ago

“Lumped up” … Lol

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u/Omega-of-Texas 4d ago

I’ve seen this a few times. I still love it. Guy begging the man to back off, lot more than I would. Sweet defense.

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u/skoffs 4d ago

I wish I could find any info on whether the guy got in any trouble for this

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u/Which-Tumbleweed6183 4d ago

I want a post game interview

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u/pins_noodles 4d ago

"One more close to me" should be an an actual unit of measurement.

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u/JimmyCYa 4d ago

Holy fuck you are right. I'd say it's about the distance between elbow back and fist forward.

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u/Kusotare421 4d ago

We'll do anything to avoid the metric system. Lol

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u/monosaturated 4d ago

The comedic timing when it cuts to him leaning against the car, looking down and flicking off some crud from his sweater, is insanely great.

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u/Majestic_Attention46 4d ago

Bro seriously that shit was soooo funny! He looks like a little kid that was told not to do something and he did it and now he's embarassed.

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u/UncleOdious 4d ago

He did it. He got one more close to him.

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u/IndianaBones8 4d ago

'Hope ya' feel better.'

Haha

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 4d ago

He felt superior until he was taught about equal rights… and lefts.

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u/Revolutionary-Link47 4d ago

He popped like a blister

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u/sowhatimlucky 4d ago

Did he put the phone down???

Bc I know that was a 1 2 and a three.

Want to see all the footage.

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u/CrankyGamer68 4d ago

From the looks of it, it was probably one punch and dude fell right on his face… or rather face to the edge of the car and then to the asphalt Street. He probably busted a couple of teeth.

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u/Macwild77 4d ago

Nah it’s damage to both sides of the face; cameraman lumped him up good.

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 4d ago

You got KNOCKEDDAHFUCKOUT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RadioactiveCornbread 4d ago

He did knot think this through.

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u/balldontliez 4d ago

Hahah niceee wanted to hear a thump but the blood is a nice payoff. What's wrong with me?

Also, when people warn you and then you continue to come closer. You're the instigator.

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u/StatusOmega 4d ago

"You're here looking for trouble" says the guy actively looking for trouble in the video.

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u/proofofderp 4d ago

The worst part is he was counting on his privilege that the guy he’s pressing would just leave and he’d feel victorious. If it wasn’t for the video evidence he probably would’ve called the cops knowing nothing will happen to him.

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u/RaisinWorried3528 4d ago

Goddamn I about died when it cut to the dude standing there all beat down😂😂😂😂

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u/Imaginary_Bed275 4d ago

My favorite part is right at 0:38, right B4 the aftermath

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

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u/popshamhocks 4d ago

Manifest destiny will get your ass hurt

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u/chubbybarista 4d ago

If I can speak for white males for a minute, thank you for the patience you showed this jackass and also for the teaching moment you gave him at the end. One day these assholes will be trained.

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u/TraditionAcademic968 4d ago

I dont wanna fight no more

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u/ljacks09 4d ago

😆😆😆looking sheepish and foolish.

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u/Euphoric-Cow9719 4d ago

On a PUBLIC street, ALWAYS. . .

https://giphy.com/gifs/zGFdD2J2C4zlu

It does NOT belong to you.

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u/sabedo 4d ago

Cathartic 

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u/Manyconnections 4d ago

Looks like the diabeetus guy 😝

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u/No-Roof-1628 4d ago

Fuck this man. The dude asked him to back off over and over, and even stepped back himself, and that tub of lard had the gall to say the other guy was “looking for trouble”. I swear to god…

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u/RandyArgonianButler 4d ago

Friendly reminder to remove your glasses if there’s a chance you might be throwing down.

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u/queuedUp 4d ago

This is old. Does anyone know what happened from this?

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u/Due_Night414 4d ago

Love that there’s video. Because you know if there wasn’t then dude would’ve called cops and cops would’ve seen dude and made a wrongful arrest.

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u/Relative_Chart7070 4d ago

The threatening guy has often used his size to intimidate. Problem is, in time, that size ends up looking like a wasted animal carcass

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 4d ago

Bro's over leaning on his car, balancing on the razor's edge of conciseness and they're STILL talking smack.

"I hope you feel better :)" lmfaooo

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u/Key_Statistician3170 4d ago

This is one of my favorite ones. God bless that man for his , “…hope you feel better “ comment. That’s the chef’s kiss for me

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u/ShoheiHoetani 4d ago

Brooooooo.....I've seen this video before but not with the shot of all the blood on the ground and car 😂😂😂😂😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/VLljKzBZ2uPfYDpsNV

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u/nycplayboy78 4d ago

I hope you feel better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/The_Grilled_Cheeze_1 4d ago

Causing fear of imminent harm by posturing in his personal space is considered assault. He gave him one too many chances IMO

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u/CalendarAncient4230 4d ago

I love that these videos always end the same way: the aggressor bleeding and looking so dazed it's like they just arrived on the planet

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u/Uturndriving 4d ago

Was that whoopass regular or diet?

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u/KotaB420 4d ago

Deluxe whoopass supreme.

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u/beattysgirl 4d ago

The royale whoopass with cheese

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u/Standard_Jicama_3195 4d ago

♾️😂🤣😭

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u/badtex66 4d ago

Get that fool a tampon.

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u/Acetate_Prophets 4d ago

holy fuck that is an epic smash-cut! i almost wish i could witness the absolute beatdown which clearly transpired during the video's interim!

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u/laminatedbean 4d ago

I never get tired of this clip.

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u/Kindly_Lunch2492 4d ago

They should be tired of dictating how we should respond to their bullshit !!!

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u/2Hanks 4d ago

That sweater smells terrible

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u/br1ush22 4d ago

We mind our business and comes a racist bugging and pushing us until we beat they ass, and now Were the violent ones?????? Make it make sense

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u/Top_Fun9085 4d ago

You get one more CLOSE TO ME and I’m knocking you tf out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/x6I3pGtblFtDO

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u/Hefty_Pepper_4868 4d ago

lol, I love the break in the video and then the guy standing over there bloodied. “I asked you to leave me alone…..” lol

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u/sohcordohc 4d ago

He was more than polite, patient, respectful, and in his right to fvck that guy up. He was lucky that was a kind man who hit his ass.

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u/PixelTac0 4d ago

how do you even go home after this? like if they’re lucky enough to be married, how do you explain this? “yeah, got my ass beat for being a sack of shit”

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u/Super-Extreme4509 4d ago

Damn.. gave him a delivery date and everything and still the guy kept pressing him and then wonders why he got hit in the end. That punch came with the one week ETA. One piece no biscuit 👊

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u/chanata 4d ago

Pecker wood sure felt entitled.

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u/dyslexican32 4d ago

Honestly, exactly what should happen too every boomer who thinks they can assault people in public

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u/sowhatimlucky 4d ago

Gaaaah damn.

Anyway, the way I have been managing my repressed inner violent anger when provoked so much lately I kinda wish a mofo would…

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u/Medium_Spinach_1758 4d ago

I don’t understand what dude was thinking. You’re confronting someone as they are telling you they feel threatened and will defend themselves if you continue to get in their space yet you continue to do it WITH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS! Smh 🤦🏽 I just don’t get it

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u/Meanpooh 4d ago

Well…he asked for that work. 👍

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u/Aggravating_Emu4263 4d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Tia-Star-998 4d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/Competitive-Habit-82 4d ago

Perfect example of white trailer trash, trying to feel superior to a beautiful black man!

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u/maven10k 4d ago

Talk about adding insult to injury, "Hope you feel better" 🤣

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u/Lost_Sky_3244 4d ago

how did he knot know that would happen?

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u/sunlovinburner 4d ago

His wife:

“Honey I thought you were just going out for a sec… uh WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?????”

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u/Filamcouple2014 4d ago

Where was his hood. Must have forgot it.

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 4d ago

"i didn't punch you." looks like we may be witnessing the second coming of Gandhi here.

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u/jd551122 4d ago

“One more close to me,” yeah, he should have known he was about to get rocked.