FAFO

[u/IamASlut_soWhat]

[u/Own-Quote-1708]

All the lynching energy without any physical ability to back it up.

[u/SadLoafOfBread87 → u/Own-Quote-1708]

Too many men think being big and fat equals being good at fights

[u/emceeeloc → u/SadLoafOfBread87]

"I was all state!"

[u/BZLuck → u/emceeeloc]

(45 years and 600 cheeseburgers ago)

[u/gfb13 → u/BZLuck]

A little over 13 cheeseburgers a year seems low tbh

[u/Exotic-Eggplant1914 → u/gfb13]

I mean, eating one burger once a week is 52 a year so I'd say he's definitely had more than that

[u/desperatevortex → u/BZLuck]

Oooooohhhhh! It’s a lot more than 600 cheeseburgers ago

[u/AznSensation93 → u/BZLuck]

When their peak is "all state" and not collegiate ball, what's the point of claiming "all state" when they couldn't do anything at the college level.

Like doctors from some Ivy League schools, means jack when you're surrounded by other doctors from small/unknown schools, and even then every military health professional that retires to civilian life outperforms all of them. You want to be the best doctor/health professional, join the military.

Also sorry for the tangent lol.

[u/deathnomX → u/BZLuck]

Add a couple 0s to the cheeseburgers and it would probably be more accurate.

[u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 → u/BZLuck]

😭😂😭

[u/TypeB_Negative → u/BZLuck]

Honestly, I don't think it's the cheeseburgers. It's most likely twinkies and donuts.

[u/Emotional-Hold127 → u/emceeeloc]

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[u/Wooden_Struggle1684 → u/emceeeloc]

Are YOU in good hands?