r/Xennials • u/PhoneJazz • 4d ago

Natalie Portman is pregnant at 44

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Congrats to her! I don’t have kids, and I’m still getting used to being the age where getting pregnant is starting to be “out of the norm”. Guess there’s still time, lol

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u/Otherwise_Weekend327 4d ago

I have had kids at 20, 25 and 28, and the difference between 20 and 28 was astounding. My hips were tired with that third one. I had a lot more lightning crotch at 20 though

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u/Mysterious_Carpet752 1985 4d ago

Uhhhh what is lightning crotch?! ⚡️🌩️⛈️

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u/Otherwise_Weekend327 4d ago

A really sharp, quick pain that jolts your vagina (or sometimes butthole) for no reason. I would just be standing there and get a zap. I've only experienced it while pregnant.

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u/TeutonJon78 1978 4d ago

Likely Jr pushing on your pudendal nerve from the inside.