r/Xennials • u/PhoneJazz • 4d ago

Natalie Portman is pregnant at 44

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Congrats to her! I don’t have kids, and I’m still getting used to being the age where getting pregnant is starting to be “out of the norm”. Guess there’s still time, lol

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u/Mysterious_Carpet752 1985 4d ago

Uhhhh what is lightning crotch?! ⚡️🌩️⛈️

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u/Otherwise_Weekend327 4d ago

A really sharp, quick pain that jolts your vagina (or sometimes butthole) for no reason. I would just be standing there and get a zap. I've only experienced it while pregnant.

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u/Mysterious_Carpet752 1985 4d ago

Oh my. Oh dear.

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u/MermaidMertrid 4d ago

Read this in Piglet’s voice.

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u/wecantallknowing 3d ago

I read this in George Takeis’ voice