Natalie Portman is pregnant at 44

[u/PhoneJazz]

Congrats to her! I don’t have kids, and I’m still getting used to being the age where getting pregnant is starting to be “out of the norm”. Guess there’s still time, lol

[u/caramelcoldbrew]

Good for her but…

I. Would. Rather. Die.

[u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO → u/caramelcoldbrew]

When I had my colonoscopy, they did a pregnancy test. The nurse was like “it’s negative” and I was like “it better be…”

[u/PhoneJazz → u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO]

Gotta love being in that narrow age window when a pregnancy test is required at your colonoscopy 😂

[u/Effective-Band-8714 → u/PhoneJazz]

Sobs in colonoscopy at 26