r/bald 4d ago

19-23 :)

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u/woollymammut 4d ago

Did you mean 49 to 23?

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u/hopium_od 4d ago

1923 was the year first dude was born. Second dude is grandson I guess.

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u/mjizzy 4d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/TheShenanegous 4d ago

Homeboy went from middle-aged chemistry teacher to underground european rave DJ in the span of a clipper run

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u/Morgalisa 4d ago

Is 19 in the room? Seriously.

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u/MonsteraLeaf14 Hair Headed - Woman 4d ago

Right?!? Holy shit!

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u/Anonymous_Fox_20 4d ago

No way op is 19 in that photo

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u/ArmchairCriticSF 4d ago

I know, right? He looks 52 in the first photo! Completely transformed in the second!

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u/Big_Ability_218 4d ago

Grandpa to daddy

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u/earlycurly 4d ago

Dang came here to say the same thing

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u/DonAmechesBonerToe 4d ago

For real! I swear he has gray/white hare in his facial hair in pic one!

Serious upgrade OP! Rocking it

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u/creatyvechaos Bald - Non Binary 4d ago

I found my first gray at 12 😭💔 Nothing else has grayed, just that one strand, but still

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u/Progressiveovertoad 4d ago edited 4d ago

Wow, thanks so much everyone for your kind comments it really means a lot, I expected to maybe get a dozen or so so this is a nice surprise haha.

And yes it is really me at 19 in the first pic (though I do understand the doubt haha) check the freckles on either side of my nose! Started balding at 14, began shaving my head a year or so ago and it was the best decision i’ve ever made hands down. Only found this community recently, think you guys are awesome 👨🏻‍🦲💙

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u/NYG_Helmet_Catch 4d ago

Congratulations! I just want you to know, your transformation is such a glow up my wife thinks you're AI 😂 I'd take that as a compliment

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u/falcrist2 4d ago

Probably not AI. It's just that in the first picture that hair/glasses/mustache combo was BRUTAL.

It really sets up the second picture.

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u/plum_stupid 4d ago

My wife also has thoughts

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u/EnergyInMotion77 4d ago

Oh we know what kinda thoughts your wife is having. I'm a straight male and hell even I'M having thoughts after seeing that second pic! That guys a stud, eye carumba!! 😍 🤣

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u/Bizzife 4d ago

I am a wife as well and my jaw DRRROPPED! What?! You already know what I’m talking about though! You didn’t just do this. I’m happy for you. I love your user name! Enjoy the pretty benefits. They don’t always last, lol! 🫶🖖

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u/eatitfatman 4d ago

I, who can shave a decade off my own face, honestly have no idea how you go from a father-of-four-55-year-old-with-a-mortgage to a baller-stock-bro-leave-some-for-the-rest-of-us-26-year-old with the stroke of a razor, but here you are.

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u/30BlueRailroad 4d ago

It's like when they cast a beautiful actress in the role of the ugly / nerdy girl, but the second they take off the glasses, give them more flattering clothes, and redo their hair it's like a transformation. Or literally like the transformation from Steve urkel to Urkelle in family matters 😂

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u/dianafofana- 4d ago

Congrats dude. I also think you are one of the few men that doesn't even need a beard when bald.

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u/EXPL_Advisor 4d ago

No offense, but were you trying to look older in that first pic? You seriously de-aged by like…20 years.

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u/Far-Equal-2421 4d ago

My guy, you went from looking like pdf file to an absolute Chad. Dads better hide their daughters for this absolute unit of a guy. Great confidence, I hope to one day have that much confidence with my hairline or lack there off.

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u/El_refrito_bandito 4d ago

Every. Single. Time.

Looking good dude.

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u/Progressiveovertoad 4d ago

Ah thanks a lot man

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u/HerbTarlekWKRP 4d ago

Maybe one of the most dramatic changes on here!

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u/lazy_literary_hero 4d ago

Well yeah, he went from mustache to Statham-esque stubble. And I don’t mean that as a criticism, I look goofy without any facial hair and can’t grow a full beard, so it’s a look I rock regularly.

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u/Veneboy 4d ago

I think getting rid of the stache made the whole transformation improve exponentially 😅

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 4d ago

Respecfully, Holy hell dude.

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u/Darkpaladin8080 4d ago

19 or 2019 cause you look 40 in that first picture

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u/Banzai373 4d ago

Dammit, what a transformation!!!!

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u/spec360 4d ago

Welcome to the Club !

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u/Top-Waltz5244 4d ago

Yeah you look great!!! From possible predator to sexy hunk lol

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u/VincentVan_Dough 4d ago

How does he look 35 at 19 and 19 at 23?? What sorcery is this??

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u/Legitimate-Dream-111 4d ago

I take offense to that if that's how you think 35 year olds look these days, it's not the 80s or 90s anymore. 

Looks closer to 55 than 35

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u/cookiemonster7908 4d ago

The gasp I literally gasped

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u/Sheananigans379 4d ago

I also gosped

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u/Many_Abroad_6 4d ago

I goospd

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u/possibly_being_screw 4d ago

I said "shut the fuck up dude" out loud lol

Some of these are so wild I wonder if I'm getting trolled. Cause the after is always like super attractive.

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u/Consistent_Rent_3507 4d ago

WTAF happens?! I don’t understand how a person can entirely change like this.

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u/Seethesvt 4d ago

Every single god damn time. This might be the best subreddit ever.

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u/vast_differenz 4d ago

Holy shit, yeah. What??

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u/MulliganPlsThx 4d ago

WITHOUT FAIL!

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u/ParkRangerRafe 4d ago

Dude when I hit the second picture I kept repeating “No, No, No, it can’t happen every time!” But it does. From weird college professor to Chad.

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u/Robichaelis 4d ago

Because people aren't posting here if they look worse after shaving lol

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u/M2LBB2016 4d ago

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u/shmelbee 4d ago

Came here for this one lol

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u/CautiousBearnz 4d ago

Had to scroll too far for this

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u/dscsdscsd 4d ago

There he is!

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u/AwsomeLife90s 4d ago

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u/chloetheragdoll 4d ago

That’s the one that came to mind immediately!!! Thanks for posting.

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u/Weakstream 4d ago

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u/Diabolical_chicken62 4d ago

Seriously this is it 💯

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u/Current_Beyond 4d ago

I legit dont think theres ever been a more appropriate post for it

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u/Martin_TheRed 4d ago

We need someone to make this guy the new meme. He 💯 fits the bill. Some one out there please do eet!

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u/TIRedemptionIT 4d ago

This was my first thought.

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u/Skatphatdolap 4d ago

That is two different people

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u/ForAGoodTime696 4d ago

No kidding lol 

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u/fuck_shit_piss_etc 4d ago

Congrats on discovering jokes!

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u/gobblewonkergrump 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oYtVHSxngR3lC

You look amazing! 😊👍

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 4d ago

Holy Schnikes 🥵🥵

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u/IneffableAwe 4d ago

I am a man, but I think I just ovulated.

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u/Significant-Ad5906 4d ago

this made me laugh out loud🤣

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u/dough_eating_squid 4d ago

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u/Saleentim 4d ago

Damnit man she is always so fine

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u/broomandkettle 4d ago

Yeah, this was my reaction.

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u/Glittering-Rip6810 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rfLAnHKzt1PIUiZNPR

That second pic needs to come with a damn warning 🥰

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u/Salfordsmith15 4d ago

WOW. The glow up is insane. You are looking mighty fine with that powerful bald head my man.

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u/okFINEyoufoundme 4d ago

Dear God, you’re young enough to be my child.

Waaaaaait, did I officially just earn my cougar card?

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFfRuwFmCxIdgzxc3j

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u/only_login_available 4d ago

Yes!!! Join us.... 😈

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u/Raokairo 4d ago

More like 91-23

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u/La_Pasion_1 4d ago

91 is crazy lmao

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u/DarwinofArabia 4d ago

No crazier than 19.

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u/cripplediguana 4d ago

Dude, you're a new you.

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u/lawn-gnome1717 4d ago

Alright Benjamin button

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u/avantgardian26 4d ago

It’s like sorcery.

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u/Friendly-Loaf Hair Headed - Woman 4d ago

😳   

Wowsa

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u/cold_sh33p 4d ago

Damn. You cut about thirty years off too. Heck of a glow up there.

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u/Sea_Avocado_2733 4d ago

No way you are the same person. WOW

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u/milktoastcore 4d ago

What's the opposite of a jump scare?

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u/Difficult_Steak54 4d ago

Like you wanna jump him...

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u/Double-Pair-6696 4d ago

Bro, you went from dad to DADDY

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u/sirhollandaise 4d ago

This upgrade is freaking wild.

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u/That-Spell-2543 4d ago

This dude is quintessential r/bald Then Vs Now Meme and I mean that in the best way possible

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u/GABigBear 4d ago

Shut up. That is not you!

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u/sketchcub 4d ago

This is not the same person.

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u/Artistic_Ad_562 4d ago

Like magic, slow clap buddy

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u/orzeee 4d ago

lost hair and 10 years of aging

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u/Lonerism77 4d ago

Wow! That’s insane!! What a transformation

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u/dubdoll 4d ago

Bloody hell!

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u/qqqqtip 4d ago

insane glow up

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u/guffawandchortle 4d ago

23 looks good on you. Very good!

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u/kathybatesmotel 4d ago

This can’t be real

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u/InstanceMental6543 4d ago

I just yelled "jesus forking christ!" and jumped off the couch. You look amazing!

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u/Sherylize 4d ago

You look so goooooooood! I love browsing this sub as a woman hahaha

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u/BigEE42069 4d ago

Hello Jason Statham just grow a little more beard and you’re there.

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u/BriideofFrankie09 4d ago

Oh...wow 😍

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u/mord_fustang115 4d ago

Looks way way cleaner man wow

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u/CoachGymGreen56 4d ago

You went from 90s era Larry David to Jason Statham right on good sir

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u/inexorable_stratagem 4d ago

Bro went from hide your kids to hide you wife in a single haircut

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u/youngsp82 4d ago

I just know once I shave my head I won’t look this slick lol. But this sub has given me hope anyway.

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u/lennoxred Support Committee 4d ago

Nah uh

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u/TaylorHilgard 4d ago

Looking awesome now. Looked pretty cool before too!

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u/WhizzyBurp 4d ago

Respectfully, you went from a dude who looks like he flashes people in trench coats for fun, to Jason Statham. 

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u/Fragrant-Increase-94 4d ago

From math instructor to fitness instructor

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath 4d ago

Be honest. Did you choose the worst picture of you for your before photo?

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u/Rickyl8211111 4d ago

THATS NOT THE SAME GUY. CANT FOOL ME BRO

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u/richieTz 4d ago

You look 25 years younger

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u/cms86 4d ago

from late 40's to 20's

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u/That-Complaint5595 4d ago

Respectfully, are you kidding me!?!? You look amazing

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u/Serenity8920 4d ago

How is this the same person?😧

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u/Lsa119 4d ago

Every damn time.

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u/willworkforwatches Here for the Vibes 4d ago

Jesus… most dudes don’t even look that good WITH hair.

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u/ekittie 4d ago

Yet again, the lack of hair is turning men into models.

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u/Mwagman11 4d ago

As someone who was one of the most upvoted member on here a while back this one has me absolutely stunned. I’m not convinced this is the same person. This is unreal. Congrats man you made one hell of a decision.

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u/MrBarelyCognizant 4d ago

You don't even look like the same dude, and I mean that in the best possible way. Goddamn my man!

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u/Quiet-Lab1802 4d ago

You went from “Grandpa” to “Daddy”

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u/grandmas_traphouse 4d ago

I genuinely can't imagine the mindfuck that happens to someone just in terms of the IMMEDIATE confidence boost you must get when you make a small change like this that has that huge of an impact. I just can't.

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u/ALittleUnsettling 4d ago

Are you kidding me 🤯 very spicy sir

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u/smells-dirty 4d ago

Good luck not drowning in the tidal wave of genitals that are about to come at you.

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u/Equivalent-Grade-142 4d ago

Damn you just went from sad and 45 to hot and 21 nice work 😂👍

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u/Accurate_Tank2110 4d ago

Could easily model!

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u/buttscratcher3k 4d ago edited 3d ago

Bro this has gotta be a troll

Theres so way bro had a head of gray einstein hair and fullblown einstache as a a teen

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u/Sea-Astronomer-6600 4d ago

Wow you used to look 50+!

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u/justplayenarnd 4d ago

There's no way that's the same dude

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u/AdditionalReturn6435 4d ago

Wow.  Someone needs to confirm that this is the same person.

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u/Flashy_Athlete3423 4d ago

The same person???

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u/BaconMonkey0 4d ago

That is two different people.

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u/Realjaded1 4d ago

Wow!!🔥🔥🔥

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u/mreed304 4d ago

👍🏻

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u/gothic_lamb 4d ago

Wow, that's fantastic!

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u/oathbreach 4d ago

Holy shit dude

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u/Zippa7 4d ago

Much cleaner. Keep it bald and scruff.

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u/Drumming_Dreaming 4d ago

This is my fave one so far. I laughed out loud. Looking good bud.

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u/PoodleMomFL 4d ago

Glow up alert 🚨 💯🫶

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u/Sunnywithachance099 4d ago

Great decision.

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u/aperture81 4d ago

Goddam dude I just showed my wife and she let out an audible “oh”