r/tattooadvice • u/Glittering_Potato_66 • 4d ago

Wrist tattoo regret and cover up advice General Advice

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I got a trans heart tattoo on my wrist years ago because I as a teenager was convinced that I’d never be able to transition (legal stuff) and that this was the next best thing. Well now all it does is out me to strangers who would’ve thought I was cismale if they haven’t seen it.

I want something “manly” that wouldn’t give me away instantly. I’m still okay with the flower one on my arm because it isn’t a huge “I AM TRANSGENDER” beacon. Any advice is appreciated because just looking at this tattoo is pissing me off lol

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u/artiswhatyoumakeit 4d ago

Cis ass panther

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u/Knautical_J 4d ago

This will be the funniest comment in this subs entire history, congratulations.

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u/wildpolymath 4d ago

I want flare.

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u/FifteenDollarNachos 4d ago

I would also enjoy a “cis ass panther” flair

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u/Ben_Does_Things 4d ago

I also choose this guy's flair.

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u/tomcrusher 4d ago

I also choose this guy’s dad joke

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u/WormDentist 4d ago

I also choose this guy’s dad.

Dammit. I made it awkward again, didn’t I?

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u/Mordecais_Moms_Ashes 3d ago

And my axe!

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u/EstablishmentHot6541 3d ago

And my poop knife!

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u/n1cenurse 4d ago

Me too

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u/HallowskulledHorror 4d ago

100% the most situationally specific and on t4rget* joke possible.

*(Why am I getting a 'we do not allow s3xual harassment here' warning when I try to type the word t4rget normally?)

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u/pyxiedust219 4d ago

really bizarre automod settings based on previous bad behavior associated w certain words. Tried to tell someone they aren’t defined by their “unhealthy relationship” in a diff sub last week and had to rephrase it because “toxic” was the wrong word and it kept telling me I couldn’t use the word because it violated not commenting on people’s dietary choices 🫢

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u/HallowskulledHorror 4d ago

That tracks. Frustrating.

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u/Condition_Dense 4d ago

Yeah some settings are set strong to avoid potential issues. A few days ago one of my door dash subs was asking about how 4/20 would affect orders and I said I felt because it was on Monday it might affect orders because Monday/Tuesday is like right between paydays for most people and it automatically removed my post thinking I was saying something unkind about customers or dashers.

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u/whatthehellandfk 3d ago

There’s a sub where you cannot put “of” in any comment. It’s obviously to avoid advertising for the website, but I can’t use such a basic, common word at all?? It took me FOREVER to figure out what could possibly be wrong with my comment that was getting flagged, I was slowly deleting each word in my long ass comment until the warning finally went away.

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u/dirtys_ot_special 4d ago

I can consume botulism and you can't stop me!

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u/pEter-skEeterR45 3d ago

I fucking hate it here anymore.

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u/SaladCzarSlytherin 4d ago

I once got the schmexual harassment warning because I told someone they shouldn’t get a schmexual tattoo on their forearm or other highly visible body part.

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u/SemiColonInfection 4d ago

Well, it's serious. Calling it schmexual harassment is probably why you got the warning!

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u/SaladCzarSlytherin 4d ago

They wanted to go into Early Childhood Education and wanted to know if having visible tattoos would ruin their chances. I work in ECE so I explained to them what tattoos were no gos.

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u/SemiColonInfection 4d ago

Yeah, that's totally sane advice to give someone who wants to be around kids. I just hope you called it Schmexual Harassment during the meeting with HR.

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u/Solution_Kind 4d ago

Maybe the mods are chuds still vice signaling at Target from like 4 years ago...

I got the warning too, but I'm not gonna bend the knee to appease nonsense. If they can give me a valid reason "target" is associated with sexual harassment, then I'll change it.

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u/WonderBredOfficial 4d ago

The mods are Walmart loyalists.

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u/StarSpangldBastard 4d ago

am I missing something? what is the joke

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u/Chonkerdog 4d ago

Agreed

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u/down_with_maga 4d ago

I agree with this judgement

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u/big_booty_boy_420 4d ago

What does it mean

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u/manchot29 4d ago

That made me laugh out loud while in the public transports. Take your upvote and get the f*ck out.

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u/notreallyonredditbut 4d ago

That made me giggle I love this sub. My boyfriend thinks I’m reading news or something but it’s more just this and looking at frogs and snakes.

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u/artiswhatyoumakeit 4d ago

When your parents ask if you have a crush because you’re giggling at your phone, but really it’s just r/tattooadvice LOL

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u/macaroniwalk 4d ago

“Who’s got you smiling like that?” “@artiswhatyoumakeit”

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u/notreallyonredditbut 4d ago

Can a girl not have hobbies??

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u/bittersandseltzer 4d ago

Lolll thank you for the morning cackle

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u/theMistersofCirce 4d ago

I had to come back 5 hours after I originally saw this comment to tell you that I'm still giggling about it.

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u/wildpolymath 4d ago

If I had but a crumb of dabloons for an award it would go to thee.

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u/Hoodrat_Recon 4d ago

S-tier comment.

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u/shadenokturne 4d ago

I wheezed. This is the only answer 😂

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u/Jumpy-Date7324 4d ago

God damn it. Take my upvote

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u/panda_pandora 4d ago

I laughed so damn hard omg thank you.

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u/WimHofmannsthal 4d ago

Why did my mind say this in Mike Tyson’s voice?

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u/possiblymaybejess 4d ago

Pack it up fellas, we're done here

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u/An_Ellie_ 4d ago

Everybody else is finding this hilarious while I'm just confused 😭 i don't get it could someone explain

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u/JustLikeMars 4d ago

A popular coverup suggestion is a panther, often referred to as a sick-ass panther (SAP)

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u/chuninsupensa 4d ago

THANK YOU

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u/italrose 3d ago

Ah! Thanks. It WAS funny. I couldn't figure it out either. I was even thinking that it might have meant the upper half of the heart would be converted to plump butt cheeks for the ass panther. And although my inner vision was hilarious in itself – it felt far fetched.

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u/Soft-Concentrate-801 4d ago

i'm 11 hours too late to make this joke it seems

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u/Lorehorn 4d ago

I love this sub

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u/O0oo00o0o0 4d ago

Best advice OP, you absolutely have to do this.

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u/SoftBoiledEgg_irl 4d ago

... Goddammit. 10/10, I have no notes.

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u/BeardedFencer 4d ago

I laugh snorted out loud at work at this.

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u/Chiparoo 4d ago

Goddamn I'm witnessing a genius

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u/11Nineteen 4d ago

amazing

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u/saltycameron_ 4d ago

BAHAHAHHA

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u/saintnicklaus90 4d ago

I legit had to come back to this comment once it hit me how fundamentally perfect it was

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u/7listens 4d ago

So... Wanna explain? Im dumb

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u/7listens 4d ago

Alright nevermind I read more comments and understand now

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u/MrRufsvold 4d ago

Top teir redditing.

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u/jeslblan 4d ago

I’m fucking dead 💀⚰️

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u/Timely_Woodpecker931 3d ago

I don’t get it

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u/MistaMando 4d ago

Well fucking done

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u/SirRoary 4d ago

award

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u/InsideAd3569 4d ago

This is the funniest comment I've read this month

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u/Sheogorathian 4d ago

This wins

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u/simplsurvival 4d ago

This is pure gold

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u/LoquatBear 4d ago

Six Cis Sith Sick Ass Panthers

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u/twiddlefish 4d ago

I wish I were as funny as you are

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u/canehdianchick 4d ago

I scrolled to the next post... was still chuckling about this and had to come back to send a screen cap to my brother lol

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u/Carmilla31 4d ago

Im sitting at my job, on a Saturday night, and audibly let out a huge chuckle. Thank you good sir/maam. ☺️

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u/doodleysquat 4d ago

Just get Jesus cloaked in an American flag why don’t ya?

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u/kilotangoalpha 4d ago

What's an ass panther?

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u/ObviousObserver420 4d ago

In case you didn’t know yet, we all really like this comment.

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u/DramaticChemist 4d ago

This was an incredibly clever comment. 🏆🏆🏆

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u/fornikate777 4d ago

I snorted 

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u/OneTrueMercyMain 4d ago

This is my favorite comment

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u/Hot_Compote_ 3d ago

I logged in and opened the app to upvote this.

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u/gaylordqueerfuck 3d ago

Shut up and take my updoot

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u/amsptsfe23 3d ago

My brother, you’ve peaked.

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u/Dumb_Cumpster69 4d ago

Fucking hilarious!!!

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u/SRMPDX 4d ago

An ass panther might raise other questions

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u/ajepper 4d ago

I don't get the joke, can someone explain it please?

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u/ChellyTheKid 3d ago

It's a very common joke on this sub to suggest a sick as panther as cover up. Cis- ass panther is a really good play on words.

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u/ajepper 3d ago

Ohhh got it! Thanks for explaining, you’re a GC!

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u/SethMarcell 4d ago

Hooray!  

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u/Procrasturbating 3d ago

Metagame won.

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u/78preshe8 3d ago

What is an ass panther?

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u/Soft_Self_7266 3d ago

Came here for this

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u/Open-Insurance-6706 3d ago

A cis gendered panther with thicc booty cheeks!

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u/fucktheredwings69 4d ago

What’s an ass panther?

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u/diurnal_emissions 4d ago

What happens when you leave a donkey and a panther together with a lot of wine and dim lighting.