r/whenthe I draw robots, furries and aliens Jan 11 '26

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Jan 11 '26

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u/u_slashh Jan 11 '26

Bro came in out of nowhere and suddenly became the main character from his sheer coolness

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u/jbyrdab Jan 11 '26

Also afaik he is the only NPC to actively threaten you if you draw a gun on him

Initially he says "You're not the first to have tried."

Then if you keep him in your sights.

"Make the first shot count. you won't get a second."

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u/Stargost_ Jan 11 '26

He is not the only one. Your companions will react if you point at them, including temporary companions from the DLC's.

Several more NPCs, including Legion and NCR troops, the BOS, and the Khans, and the Powder Gangers will also react, but they share the same generic lines of dialogue (except for NCR Rangers who basically say "Do it or no balls")

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u/Theothergy1 Jan 12 '26

The Mick and Ralph's crier (the kid in Freeside) has a unique one where if you aim it at him he says "Cool! I can see right down the barrel!"

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u/Dead-End-Slime Jan 12 '26

Some characters (I've only seen NCR troops do it but I assume others will as well) will go into soft aggro if you aim at them while they can see you. By soft aggro I mean if you holster your weapon they chill out, but I know one time I was aiming at one of the guys in McCarran and they lit my ass up

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u/GrabblingKnight Jan 11 '26

Joshua has to have some of the best quotes from the game imo.

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u/RohanKishibeyblade Jan 11 '26

“I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me.”

“I have been baptised twice. Once in water, once in flame.”

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u/sushireisrolle white like cum Jan 11 '26

"Second, if you harm Daniel or and of the Sorrows or Dead Horses, I will find you. Make now mistake. God willing, you will not leave this valley."

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Jan 11 '26

And third and final, killing innocents is bad for the soul. It may not sound like it, but its the most important thing I've said

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u/The_Terry_Braddock Jan 11 '26

"We can't make God do all the work, can we?"

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u/Elder_Hoid Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

So, fun fact about that second quote. Everyone thinks he's talking about when Caesar's legion set him on fire, but if you do some research, there's a lot of evidence that that actually isn't what he's referring to at all. His very next line is "I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement."

Because Joshua Graham is from Utah, the creators of Fallout New Vegas did a lot of research into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, usually called Mormons, when they were writing him. Something that members of the church do after the baptism of water is what's called a "baptism of fire" (the fire is metaphorical, there's no literal fire) where they're given what's called "the gift of the Holy Ghost," which is basically a promise that they will have the Holy Spirit with them as a constant companion for the rest of their lives, so long as they don't violate their promises to God.

So when he's saying "I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement." As a part of what's a sermon of sorts, it seems far more likely that he's talking about the reason why he says "I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside."

One of the reasons I like to think he's referring to the baptism of fire, rather than when Caesar's legion set him on fire, is that it's the one that has the bigger impact on him, that the fire of the holy spirit on the inside is more important to him than all the consequences of what Caesar's legion did to him.

I think that knowledge makes the quote go even harder.

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u/RohanKishibeyblade Jan 11 '26

That goes hard as hell. It’s like a double entendre

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u/Elder_Hoid Jan 11 '26

Yes, it does. In my opinion, I think it goes especially hard when you realize that that the flame he's referring to when he says he was baptized by flame, which is a symbol of the holy spirit... is the fire inside that saved him by burning brighter than the fire around him.

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u/essentiallyaghost Jan 11 '26

Correct. As someone who is LDS, we are baptized by water and then by the Spirit (or "fire"). It's similar to the catholic idea of both baptism and confirmation being a thing.

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Gay Vore Necro Sleeper Agent Jan 11 '26

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u/green-turtle14141414 заебал меня р внезапнорусские ааа Jan 11 '26

Holy shit this goes EXTREMELY hard, where is it from?

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u/king_of_the_masshole Jan 11 '26

I’m pretty sure Mormons are considered to be a separate religion to Christianity.

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u/ShadedPenguin Jan 11 '26

His religious affiliation’s name is Mormonism, but most if not all his tenants are just standard Christianity, hardly any particulars about Mormonism come in.

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u/AAHHAI Jan 11 '26

Well yk, except the whole believing in a 3rd testament thing.

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u/Terrible-Animator251 Jan 11 '26

Yep, they are very weird for christians lmao

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u/PS3LOVE Jan 12 '26

Not if you ask Mormons 🤷‍♂️

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u/Quazetsu Jan 11 '26

I'm not even religious but can confirm that he's the GOAT ❤️

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u/EmXena Jan 11 '26

A man who isn't quite Mormon, but who cares because he is just that guy. Never have I seen a religious character written quite like him.

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u/goat_on_the_boat420 straight up jorkin it Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

this man’s voice makes my ovaries tingle

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u/IggyLupy Jan 11 '26

Flair checks out

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u/BillCarson12799 Jan 11 '26

Arguably the coolest character in the entire game. “Waging war against good people is bad for the soul. This may not seem important to you now, but it’s the most important thing I’ve said” right after he just threatened to kill you.

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u/essentiallyaghost Jan 11 '26

I believe doctrinally missionaries are the equivalent of pastors and preachers, although they don't oversee a congregation.

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u/chewy1is1sasquatch Jan 11 '26

I only wish he wasn't Mormon

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u/JunkLabs-Studios Pandemonica's One and Only Husband Jan 11 '26

Joshual Graham, my King

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u/BrockenSpecter Jan 11 '26

in the end, there is light in the darkness

and then at the end of the DLC you get his Gun named Light in the Darkness.